I do art stuff

americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana

probably one of the ones that i cant even remember the name of rn and if i was to hear the name id be like-who?? that's actually place??

well, we're all tragic creatures on the inside, they make us feel comfy

Turns out we were feathered bipeds all along..

Diogenes, spinning in his grave

I have keratosis pilaris, some call it chicken skin......are u saying these bumps on my arms COULD HAVE BEEN FEATHERS

a centuries-old vampire who refuses to ride in cars bc they think it’s creepy as hell that deadly car wrecks are just a normalized part of life now

“you are unkillable. you literally cannot die” “that doesn’t mean the other driver won’t! you 2nd millenials are so selfish!!!”

“how do you expect us to get anywhere?” “horse-drawn vehicles worked fine for 4 thousand years, harrison”

Imagine a crotchety old vampire who insists on riding a penny-farthing bike everywhere.

Alternatively, they finally agree to buy whatever motorized vehicle has the best safety statistics.

ultimately, this leads to a 500-year-old vampire purchasing an electric scooter

I know other people did better pics but I drew him anyway

whew ok, time to work! ..okay. okay. let’s get started. …,,okeyy ah lets do this. yep…. okay. yes sir lets do this. let’s get started….just gonna start now yep. ,,okay. okay. okayy. ok. …ok..okey…..alright ok.. right hhh

me 24/7: this is just too much for me right now

When people say boys will be boys, I think about this series and I’m like, “Most of this stuff is what that saying should mean.”

“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)

*has one uncomfortable interaction* *is fucked up for 3 days*

as a fantasy writer you can absolutely just…throw away things you don’t like. it’s a fun worldbuilding exercise, actually. you have dragons and magic swords. you are allowed to get rid of ‘women are property’ and ‘being gay is taboo’ and ‘royalty is traced via bloodline’ if you want. just toss it in the trash. bye

Gonna file this under "memes to send to my therapist"

some of my favorite boat names floating around the suez

when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like "wow that sucks I guess," but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

I love this so much

what a beauty

This bird can bark

Dog: stop making fun of me I don’t sound like that ☹️

Dog: wow thats so loud and annoying who would do that all day for no rea— :(