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i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario

nothing could top this

Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.

#something something shipping discourse

summer is coming up lads..

Chewed her down into bits

Fragrance discussions bring out the worst in people

buckaroos know this classic way of existential healing

i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

I think about this old tweet...a LOT

Every household appliance should follow the same philosophy as GNU software: one thing well.

A toaster should toast things, without breaking down due to thermal cycling.

It should not make a table of what was toasted and when.

A refrigerator should maintain a low temperature, without burning out its motor.

It should not build an inventory and communicate it to a corporation.

An oven should maintain a user-specified high temperature, without starting a fire.

It should not measure the weight of its contents and give dietary advice.

But most of all, none of these things should connect to the internet [of things]. They should be as dumb and robust as possible. They should be future proof by virtue of having no compatibility requirements beyond

There's a sewing machine in front of me that was built in the mid fifties. Its only compatibility requirements are the physical dimensions of needle and bobbin, and a 230VAC power supply. It is perfectly reliable after more than sixty years and should still be in another sixty. It's solid metal and might well be operable for centuries with very little maintenance. I doubt that the same could be said of modern machines full of plastic and microprocessors.

tl;dr I'm a tech person and I endorse OP's message.

Tried to design a character who wears her Health-bar and Mana-bar as stockings <3

health bars with little offset delayed bars as health is subtracted are one of the subtler and finer tricks in modern game design.

this is WAAAAY cute

So when you K.O. her, you knock her socks off?

I need this in my life

Hey so I was curious about the artist and went to their blog only to see they stopped posting in 2018, but if you scroll a smidge you see they were creative director of this game:

So I went digging. “They must have a twitter” AND BOY DO THEY LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE COMING OUT MAY 9TH

Crow Country is the name (obviously)

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

haha pretty cool song shame it doesn't have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

thank you for showing this to me, famous youtuber and comedy icon TomSka

Hold the fuck on no way WW3 jokes are trending on Twitter when this is an extremely serious situation that’s threatening to destabilize an entire region. No way everyone’s gleefully looking at this as if it’s the grand show finale they’ve been waiting all along. There is no fucking way

I actually can’t right now I’m so angry. Do westerners realize that a direct Iranian attack against Israel is literally unprecedented & that this strike marks a major shift in all that’s been happening & that this is grounds for interception by the US. Does anyone realize that Iranian drones have to cross Iraq to access and strike Israel, making it an all too perfect situation for Iraq to be sucked into what could be a regional war. Does anyone realize how serious this is. We have families there.

All I ask is for you guys to take this situation with the gravity it deserves. Please don’t make jokes. Please review all updates carefully. Please try not to spread misinformation. Arabs like me have relativrd in the countries that are on the brink of getting involved in this. The US has never been kind to the SWANA region. Please please please be careful with what you say and spread.

i really should stop waking up in the middle of the night to make these but man

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

what a bunch of fucking loser clowns.

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