nothing funnier than making an oc just to give him a problem. get fucked sketchbook boy

This is the funniest thing anyone's ever said to me. It's been like 4 hours and I'm still thinking about this interaction.

no meds just raw doggin this female hysteria and or severe mental illness

to hell and back

recently added to belief system: hating cats is misogynistic [no elaboration]

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

Transparent Drinkedyou guy and glass.

love wins <3

@temporalteardrop

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

are there actually new tumblr users or are we just memeing ourselves into a fever dream where this site is popular again like two hundred thousand people hallucinating as they die in a trench

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (1864-1901), part II.

Why is it that whenever I search something on tumblr that’s a multiple word phrase half of the results that come up are like an anonymous ask to some blog saying “Can you write me a fanfiction about dom!yandere!catboy!Sans Undertale painting a nude portrait of f!reader who is 6′2″ and has major depressive disorder and can you include peeing and pooping and blunt force trauma and premarital sex” and then the blog responds with a gif with a weird filter on it and several paragraphs of writing about how Sans loves your female ass and wants to kill anyone who pees on you because he’s the only one who’s allowed to pee on you and the post has 500 notes and I have to see it because I typed “my little pony” in the search bar and it happens to have all 3 of those words in it

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?

you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com

hold on i gotta make a post

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

Roman Cochet (French, b. 1987, Paris, France, based New York City, NY, USA) - Courgette, 2021, Paintings: Oil on Canvas