If You're Here About The Sea Shanties, I'm Sorry

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

is that good

Look at Pandolf’s scary crocodile face as he approaches this tiny kitten!

It looks like he’s going to devour her!!

But he just wants

to pull on her tail gently to attract her attention.

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way

Work perk

Do you think Sniper tf2 and his rifle ever explored each other’s bodies

Likeeee... hear me out

[ID: Render of the AWPer Hand from tf2, a green rifle modeled after the Acurracy International Arctic Warfare rifle, resting against a low wooden wall. End ID]

You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!

Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?

Hey guys maybe before you call a trans man ‘fem-presenting’ check to see if they are actually purposefully being gnc. Because if you call me ‘fem presenting’ just because I am visibly trans and visibly have boobs I’m going to maul you.

Hey guys maybe before you call a trans women ‘masc-presenting’ check to see if they are actually being purposefully gnc. Because if you call a trans women ‘masc presenting’ just because she is visibly trans and has facial/body hair I’m going to maul you.

whenever i threaten violence just remember i'm 4'11" and get excited about colors and sunlight and trees

bees like those things too and they kill 72 people a year on average in the US alone

Amazing dominoes structure

god destroying the tower of babel

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

me: that’s a lot of….oh…OH

So this video is 40 seconds long. And it has 190,000 notes. Rounded up to 200K because I’m lazy. So if everyone who enjoyed it interacted with this post once, and they enjoyed all 40 seconds of the video(both of those are questionable, but bear with me), that’s 8,000,000 seconds of entertainment on this site alone. 133,333 minutes. 2,222 hours. Yes, it was a lot of work for a few seconds of chaotic pleasure. But that’s a lot of chaotic pleasure for a little bit of work. 

Big stretch

never have I met an animal more insistent on being pressed like a panini

squish that cat! for she requires

MORE WEIGHT

#start calling her giles corey#cats

only way to keep her off my keyboard

my coworkers and i have this running joke where whenever it gets quiet in the warehouse someone will do jar jar dirty talk voice and yesterday it was quiet and someone said "meesa wants sloppy toppy" and I look over to our middle aged manager who just had to listen to that and she was just