It’s been dreadfully quiet around here lately. So I feel like it’s time we liven things up a little. I’m thinking a party and the la Casa de Evans. I just need theme ideas.
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I am not looking forward to being up at 3AM to sit in hair & makeup and wardrobe so I can be on set at 6AM.
I totally love getting my hair and makeup down for appearances but 6AM call? No thank you. I’d call in and cancel, or just show up on my own time.
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Never did I expect that a meeting could ever go on for as long as my latest one did. I thought I was never going to make it through. But here I am now free and trying to figure out what’s going to have the power to hold my attention for the rest of the night. Got an early day tomorrow morning so I can’t get too wild. That people know of. So now is the age old question. What the hell am I going to do?
Okay but if you partied hard and no one was there to snapchat it, did it ever even happen? Where’s the fun Dante that we all knew and loved?
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Why anyone would use public transportation by choice, is seriously beyond me. It is honestly the most disgusting, depraved form of transportation I’ve ever experienced and frankly I’d rather not have to experience it ever again.
GASP! The great Sebastian Smythe actually used the public transport system by his own choice? Is the world coming to an end? Okay, but joking aside why on earth would you do that?
BUY #FREEGUCCI ON ITUNES. OUT NOW!
Hey, take that back! I’m a lot bigger than a dreidel!
Not that you would know, since you refuse to take me up on my sex tape offer. You wanna be Paris Hilton, you gotta go all the way.
Not from what I’ve heard.
Nice try but I’m not that desperate yet. I’m getting a great amount of attention without a sex tape but if things die down then you’ll be the first person I call. After Diego Boneta of course.
She wasn’t feeling too poor when we got back to my place. I treat a lady like a queen. She was rockin’ around my Christmas tree if you know what I’m saying.
I honestly don’t know what you mean by that and I’m not sure I want to...Plus, I thought you were Jewish. Would it be more fitting to say she was playing with your dreidel?
Yeah, or like, a tiny white Cupcakke.
Shit, girl, I should have brought you onto my team earlier. You’re full of ideas. I’ll have my manager call you, so we can sched some recording time.
I like the way you think Puckerman. Maybe my rap name can be Little S or something. It’s something they called me in high school but I’m reclaiming it.
I know, you gotta wonder how you ever get by without me. Perfect, my agent will set the whole thing up. I’ll see if I can write up a rap verse by tonight and send it over. How hard can it be?
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For a bit, yeah. Not that I remember making that particular decision. I started at home and somehow ended up an hour away with no pants? It was clearly a good night. That’s sort of depressing, though. Like at least tell me you indulged in some peppermint schnapps hot chocolate or something to celebrate this shitty holiday?
I totally feel you...though with the exception of the pants part. I wish my night had ended with my pants off, preferably on the floor of someone’s bedroom. But alas I woke up at home, maybe New Years I’ll get as crazy as you did. Does it count if the bartender added a tiny candy cane to my drinks?
I’ll do you one step better, why not come on tour with me? I bet you could spit some rhymes. You don’t need to sing or anything to rap. No talent required.
We could call our first single #FreeGucci.
Wait, do you mean it? Oh my god, I would be such a great rapper! I could be like the next Nicki Minaj! Or Tana Mongoose!
...Oh my god, you’re a genius! That would totally get people to listen to it and the music video could be us busting out of jail! I can see it now!
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I think the music styles were more than just basic pop, but I can understand why you’d think that. You’re so lucky though. I’ve just seen him at events but never had the guts to talk to him.
Well, it sounds a lot like pop. But I like that, I get bored with the whole classic Judy Garland show tune. He’s not so scary, he’s just like you. Except he’s super hot and successful and everyone wants to sleep with him.
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I’m totally glad that I don’t have anything in particular to do tomorrow because I woke up at like noon today and I’m just making myself dinner now. Which may or may not be a grilled cheese, which my lactose-intolerant self is going to hardcore regret later on tonight. I also saw Greatest Showman today and it changed my life with that weird-ass music and I’ll be accepting Zac Efron’s proposal whenever he decides it’s the right time for us to go public.
I haven’t seen The Greatest Showman but I heard the soundtrack and all music is just basic pop music you could probably hear on the radio but forced into a 2 hour long movie, so I think I would love it. Also Zac Efron is a total dreamboat, I met him once when he read for my dad’s movie and he’s kinda hilarious for a hot guy.
I got royally blasted too. Most Jews opt for Chinese food, I took Sake. That’s Chinese, right?
Yeah, I saw you putting the moves on a poor girl while I was out. Though I’m pretty sure Sake is like...Korean? Maybe, Japanese. I’m not sure.
