Flirty By Default

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

HI EVERYONE OP HERE I QUIT THIS JOB TODAY

Congrats!

[ID: a drawing of the above interaction. a nondescript cashier squints with beads of sweat on their face, their mouth open. they are holding an unfolded paper with a blue "$40" written on it. in the background is a cash register and the old woman with a small question mark over her head. she has no pupils or irises and has a grin on her face and her fingers interlaced /end ID.]

BEHOLD the representative of my mental state: The Potoo!!!

just look at him

and listen:

this is so fucking cute thank you hearthstone devs

Repostober Day 14: Elven reptiles, 2020

I have a naga character named Thorendel, who can take on an elven form, steal gold from sunken ships and eat in terrible quantities.

With @zmetmar

Purple boy for an art trade with @vaethryn

Dirthara and her most beloved kitty <3

Anduin survives a vicious whelp attack at The Little Scales Daycare. 🐉

A Night in Ashenvale~

The full image will be posted on my Patreon. A small snippet of a loving night between two terrible in love elves. Dejynx belongs to my friend! Want to see more? Check out my linktr.ee!

Another one of Lunna, because I can't wait to have the white-blue set of armor.

Vanilla WoW (2004) ↠ The Park

Wait storm wind looked like this in classic?

annalaura_art

Awww