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who doesn’t love modern royalty aus :~)

“i’m a prince(ss) & you’re the daughter/son of the royal head of security but i didn’t know that until after we hooked up one night oops” au

 “i can’t believe i get to interview the royal family this is my big break but oH MY GOD why is the prince(ss) looking at me like that fml s/he’s hot” au

“we’re both royalty & our parents are pushing us into marriage & even though we’re lowkey into each other we don’t wanna give them the satisfaction” au

“i undertook a false identity to get an american college education but someone figured out my secret am i screwed or what” au

“i’m a commoner who ended up in a relationship with a prince(ss) but the queen hates m oh god will i be sentenced to death i’m too young to die” au

“how did i end up sleeping with my hot bodyguard” au

“one day i’m on a class trip & the next i’m sneaking away from the rest of the group to hang out with a member of the royal family lol no biggie” au

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                 send me 🛀 for my muse’s reaction to yours joining them in the bath // @dissolvedshadows​

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       -- IS SHE TRYING to drown devon? drag her to the seventh wonders of hell? while using her being naked to distract them first? cause it’s working -- and devon would gladly enjoy every second of it.

 ‘ either you’re doing this to have tub sex or you’re trying to kill me -- either way i’m kind of turned on. ‘

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musingmemes

domestic couple starters

  • “you forgot to take the trash out again.”
  • “do you think we should just order in tonight?”
  • “what’s the point of making the bed if we’re just gonna mess it up?”
  • “will you pick up your clothes? it’s like a pig-sty in here.”
  • “you cooked, it’s only fair that i clean.”
  • “i haven’t shaved in like a week.”
  • “let me run you a bath.”
  • “you used all the hot water.”
  • “oh come on, i just cleaned the kitchen!”
  • “can you stop using my bath bombs? they’re expensive.”
  • “dinner was ready a half hour ago.”
  • “you cooked me dinner?”
  • “i had to carry you to bed last night, you were exhausted.”
  • “do you even know how to load a dishwasher?”
  • “your red sock turned all my whites pink.”
  • “what’s with the hat? are you having a bad hair day?”
  • “we’ve spent too much on pay per view this month.”
  • “are you watching porn?”
  • “next time it’s your turn to do the dishes.”
  • “my parents are coming over for dinner tomorrow.”
  • “play hooky and let’s sleep in tomorrow.”
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weaponspromo

                                             WAR IS COMING, WAR IS CRYING OUT

The most beautiful things often hold the most dangerous secrets, and the town and residents of Sutton, Massachusetts are no exception. Gorgeous to behold, the heavily wooded area seems like the perfect get away from city life, but there is a poisonous undercurrent of magic and conflict that pulses from within. The average tourist sees nothing amiss with the exception of a ghost story or two. The residents know better. They live on the front lines of the biggest supernatural conflict in the last century, all the more deadly for it’s quiet.
The witches and hunters have been sworn enemies since they discovered one another, tensions slowly boiling up at different points throughout history, but this time it’s different. This time neither will rest while the other survives. The witches have their vampires, and their newly developed hybrids, the hunters their wolves. Both sides have been steadily, silently preparing for what will one day be a massacre, but for now is just a standoff.

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“whose blood is that?” ( damon )

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                                                      hurt meme. -- @nightskied

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                QUICK DEVON -- DON’T LIE - and as always. easier said than done as they have a habit more of impulsively lying when it comes to telling her twin stuff -- things. so she is going to do the one thing modern day adults do. LIE. ‘ it’s the blood of bumper the rabbit -- from stefan’s disney animals only supply. ‘

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sandcvstles

hurt meme.

  • “ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
  • “i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
  • “my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
  • “i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
  • “don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!
  • “i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
  • “please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
  • “you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
  • “you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
  • “i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
  • “i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
  • “i fucked up, why do you not care?
  • “i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
  • “you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
  • “i have no idea how to do cpr.”
  • “whose blood is that?
  • “apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
  • “don’t you dare fucking let go!” 
  • “what the hell happened to you?” 
  • “are they dead? did you kill them?” 
  • “do you know what you’ve done?” 
  • “you’re either with me or against me.” 
  • “who the hell did this to you?” 
  • “are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 
  • “i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 
  • “when was the last time you ate?” 
  • “what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 
  •  “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 
  • “for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 
  • “there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 
  • “are you… throwing up in there?” 
  • “why aren’t you eating?” 
  • “just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 
  • “i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 
  • “i woke up, & you were gone.” 
  • “just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 
  • "it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”
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       running into anybody in the vacant dark posed an only uninviting presence,  and if bella had learned anything,  it was that there was more hiding in the dark than anybody else could think there were.    and it wasn’t like this town had much of a safe reputation.     hearing a small echo of footsteps,  she quickly spins,  snatching pepper spray from her bag as her heart skips a beat or two as she stares over at the woman.    ❛  –   sorry..   sorry, ❜   she says,  lowering her guard,   ❛  you scared me. ❜
@bloodisguilt liked for a starter.
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          -- DID I JUST RUN INTO a human sized italian fiat? is what devon thought when she felt something - someone collide into their front. it wasn’t much of a bump and the vampire barely moved - it still felt weird. hilariously weird. wait -- is that a can of pepper spray? she came prepared - i like this paler than me girl already. with their hands up in surrender - devon gave the girl a look of amusement - giving her a small smile. ‘ well can’t fault you on going to defense mode - but sorry for scaring you?’ dropping her hands - devon tilted her head to the side slightly, ‘ you can put that down please i promise i’m harmless. ‘

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@bloodisguilt  ♥’d  for a starter !!
                ‘  here ,  i brought you a  bagel  so you can stuff in your mouth somethin’ other than your  foot ,  sis .  ‘
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        ft.  DAMON SALVATORE!!

                       ‘ THIS COMING FROM someone who could have athlete's foot on their tongue with how much you have put that foot of yours - in that mouth. ‘

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