is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
It’s with a heavy heart that I inform everyone that my neopet, Sir William Asshole, was taken from me by neopets protective services
society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles
me emailing my college professors: hi bestie! i can't do this today
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
nothing wrong with meowing every meow and then
god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances
ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad
forbidden neil the rat photos
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image
If I see lightning during this storm I’m going outside with a metal umbrella
Jonny Bolduc, Ending
I think we’re all entitled to a little substance abuse in times of great strife
his head is a stove
Hibachi chefs HATE him