• “He’s becoming more milk than man.”
• “___ is just causally eating noodles over here while ___ is vomiting.”
• “There’s fish parts flying everywhere.”
• “____ is throwing up again, if anyone is keeping count.”
• “Suck a dick statistics.”
• “If it wasn’t sterile, I’d be hella worried.”
• “He’s better at finding balls than I am.”
• “There’s a mountain of marinara in my mouth but I did it for the children.”
• “I don’t remember you doing anything to my butt.”
• “That’s what separates a man from a mouthful of crickets.”
• “Who is your testicle slapping representative?”
• “Reverse it and go butthole first.”
• “You better death throw him like a gator!”
• “It’s Satan’s Dorito.”
• “I’m gonna kick you in the dick, you wait.”
• “Shave me, I’m dead inside.”
• “I think you’re scarier with your face.”
• “Maybe Jesus is a furry.”
• “I’m gonna fuckin’ drown a loaf in front of you.”
• “Let’s give a round of applause to the devil.”
• “Art happened to me, ____. Get with the fucking times .”
• “Man, I’m just going back and forth between having a good time and wanting to be dead.”
• “Swallowing is a transportation system for pain.”
• “It is four to six am, there are no rules anymore.”
• “You’re such a moist boy.”
• “With enough drinking, anything will scream at you.”

• “For a moment there, my left nut was in my throat.”
• “You’re gonna have to burpee it off then take a shot.”
• “That’s why it’s makes me mad when people say, ‘you’re a pussy.’”
• “You’re a testicle. One tap and you’re down!”
• “I don’t do a shot for less than a million.”
• “Apparently, we fuck for the kids.”
• “My butthole’s gonna die.”
• “A little afternoon spooky.”
• “Witches love coconut butter.”
• “Here’s to a night we’ll never remember with the people we’ll never forget.”
• “If I make out with ____ I’m going to end up fucking him/her.”
• “I will admit, I’ve never been called that before in my life.”
• “How many nuts are too many nuts?”
• “Who wouldn’t love a furry Eddie Murphy?”
• “If there’s a penis in play, I gotta’ keep my eye on it.”
• “Your girlfriend’s a lucky lady.”
• “I want a sore bottom.”
• “I’ll use a knife.”
• “I bought twenty McRibs and a double cheeseburger.”
• “Honestly, I cant wait to get my tongue on it.”
• “It tastes like salt and ass.”
• “Welcome to your life, it’s gonna be fucked up.”
• “It’s like the Devil’s potion.”
• “Welcome to Fetishtown, ain’t no kinkshaming here.”
• “Swallowing was a mistake.”
• “It tastes like balls.”
• “I don’t give a fuck what ____ is doing, where’s my shot?!”
• “Why’d they put it on their balls?”
• “Instant Regret Chocolate!”
• “I’m hurtin’ from balls to tongue.”
• “You’ve never had a sticky wiener?” 
• “It’s been ten years since I’ve been outside, so I understand.”
• “Have you tried not humping the wall?”
• “Good luck with the limbo boy.”
• “If you don’t do a good painting, you’re punished.”
• “Dark kids are kids too.”
• “There’s a lot of homosexual love.”
• “We’re here for the kids, the dark kids and the homosexual love.”
• “Oh, thank you, you sweet prince.”
• “You might see a gaping butthole, but he sees mountains.”

My favorite Fate/Stay Night Servants in F/GO

Edited by KitKat

@bluechulannhound