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A Boyfriend(♀) in Boy’s Clothing Reveals Her Secret - Oneshot

Artist: Tsugumi Yawora

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im crying this shit is so embarrassing

imagine flirting w your ex wife or whatever the fuck they are i dont fucking know and thousands of people see your cringe ass flirty reply and then your wife soft blocks you. i would kill myself

WHOMST said it was a good idea to give Sarah Bareilles a real ass NEWBORN BABY ON STAGE in the fucking Waitress pro-shot musical. Please I have so many questions. Did they think that we, the audience, watching a fake play on a stage, expected that level of realism? Did they film a separate cut with no audience, or did they fully bring that baby on stage and just Go With It? HOW was that baby not crying under the stage lights and after getting passed around so many times with the fucking scene choreo?? Why did the movie editor choose to do SO MANY CLOSE UPS of this random baby when Sarah is singing?

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

So we're supposed to look straight at it?

Yeah

Ok thanks just double checking

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

He’s taking a nap

so i bought another garf on ebay and i got a very kind message from the seller detailing when they're sending him and the protective packaging he'll be in

and the photo they added is sending me

HE IS HERE

HE IS OUT OF CONTAINMENT

HE IS BACK IN CONTAINMENT (BAKING SODA) BECAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE :(

HAVING A RELAXING VINEGAR BATH :)

(I AM IN SENSORY HELL)

ah lads it's been a real sensory struggle with my sweet stinky garf, first cigarette smoke, now a very strong disinfectant smell 😔

we may have lost the battle

BUT WE DIDN'T LOSE THE FUCKING WAR SAY HELLO TO BIG GARF!

Garf shelf

Garf shelf 2: Apartment Boogaloo

not to make a long post even longer

but I got a cute little garf phone pin on Etsy awhile ago

And guess what

NOW I GOT THE REAL THING TOO SAY HELLO TO GARF PHONE!

Garf shelf 3: Yippee!

Garf shelf 4: You Bet Your Ass There's More

Garf shelf 5: He's Just a Little Guy!

Garf shelf 6: BEHOLD it

Garf shelf 7: WELCOME TO HEAVEN

Garf shelf 7.1: Mini Pumpkin Fun

Garf shelf 8: Life is Great!

Garf shelf 9: I'M RUNNING OUT OF RHYMES

so i bought another garf on ebay and i got a very kind message from the seller detailing when they're sending him and the protective packaging he'll be in

and the photo they added is sending me

HE IS HERE

HE IS OUT OF CONTAINMENT

HE IS BACK IN CONTAINMENT (BAKING SODA) BECAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE :(

HAVING A RELAXING VINEGAR BATH :)

(I AM IN SENSORY HELL)

ah lads it's been a real sensory struggle with my sweet stinky garf, first cigarette smoke, now a very strong disinfectant smell 😔

we may have lost the battle

BUT WE DIDN'T LOSE THE FUCKING WAR SAY HELLO TO BIG GARF!

Garf shelf

Garf shelf 2: Apartment Boogaloo

not to make a long post even longer

but I got a cute little garf phone pin on Etsy awhile ago

And guess what

NOW I GOT THE REAL THING TOO SAY HELLO TO GARF PHONE!

Garf shelf 3: Yippee!

Garf shelf 4: You Bet Your Ass There's More

Garf shelf 5: He's Just a Little Guy!

Garf shelf 6: BEHOLD it

Garf shelf 7: WELCOME TO HEAVEN

Garf shelf 7.1: Mini Pumpkin Fun

Garf shelf 8: Life is Great!

Garf shelf 9: I'M RUNNING OUT OF RHYMES

My sense of humor is so broken i saw this post about a crochet pattern file for sale and i thought it was a meme

i found the shop! and this person looks so rad: https://johnelliotknits.squarespace.com/

What I expected: cool knitting patterns.

What I got:

Support this person if you can! I don’t often buy patterns but will probably be getting some of the amazing tapestry patterns this person has created. :)