i love marie and shirou so much, i’m going to run into a wall repeatedly about it
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time
Um it's actually unethical to keep monkeys from jumping on the bed. I don't care what the doctor says.
oh so it's totally fine to let them fall off and bump their heads? "i love monkey cranial trauma" <- this is what you sound like. also you're violating my dni
anyone else afraid worried concerned anxious freaked out etc etc
put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
“Fiat lux! If you want to talk improbable, let’s talk about this”—a scrape of stone on stone—“being three thousand and some years older than this.” A heavy clunk.
“Inexplicable, Warden.”
“Certainly not. Like everything else in this ridiculous conglomeration of cooling gas, it’s perfectly explicable, I just need to explic-it.”
“Indubitable, Warden.”
“Stop that. I need you listening, not racking your brain for rare negatives. Either this entire building was scavenged from a garbage hopper, or I am being systematically lied to on a molecular level.”
“Maybe the building’s shy.”
“That is just tough shit for the building.”
tagging my art with “up to interpretation” both because I want other people to choose and because I don’t know how to interpret it myself.
drawing using light sources beyond your comprehension (and my own)
they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects
all I’m saying is, this book (and all the other things), would probably be significantly shorter if wukong had access to adhd medication and also had desire to take it in the first place. or maybe if he took up knitting or something.
Silly tollhunter doodles for 2day yippee
your child was a pleasure to have in class and a dark, tortured genius
[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says cheerfully, "Because, if you ask Alex to eat anything, he always says yes." He points with his pen at Alex Horne, who's seated beside him looking thoughtful. Greg continues, "We were at a wedding together once, and I made him eat a whole pat of butter. It was weird. He just went, 'Yeah.'" End ID.]
cut my hair yesterday and can’t stop thinking about fuck ass bob….. raii nazumichi…. with that fuck ass bob
L + ratio + Don’t care didn’t ask + your plumage is dull and not vibrant enough to attract a suitable mate
you fell off + no maidens + your mating dance is not enticing and you will be alone for the winter
cringe + cope + as an endangered species your ability to not get bitches has irrevocably created a dent in your mating pool and acted as the first step towards your extinction