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Basically just 4 muppets in a trench coat. *Yells at you but in an affectionate, supportive way* ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™
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SOS JUMBLR

I'm looking for a poem or extended piece of verse about Yocheved/Moses' mother for Shiva Hamlet 2.0. Bonus points if the piece is pre-19th century. I've been searching for weeks and so far, I'm not really finding anything that works. If you've got something that's not specifically about Yocheved but does deal with a Jewish mother/matriarch, that's also good.

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ani-shachaf

The Penguin Book of Hebrew verse (which is available to borrow on Archive.org) has a collection of poems from the 8th-11th century and became part of the Italian nusach for Simchat Torah; the last poem is this Aramaic piyut:

There's also a passage in the Zohar that talks about various women, including Yocheved

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED!!!!

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The lies!!!!

*throws out all the bertolli*

IM SO PRESSED/SHOOK RN

this is a real scandal

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note-a-bear

Ainโ€™t that a bitch

They selling fake olive oil.

they been selling fake olive oil from the time of the ancient Greeks and Romans

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2007/08/13/slippery-businessย ย  This is a cool article on how they do it now and what they tend to substitute it with.

In 1997 and 1998, olive oil was the most adulterated agricultural product in the European Union, prompting the E.U.โ€™s anti-fraud office to establish an olive-oil task force. (โ€œProfits were comparable to cocaine trafficking, with none of the risks,โ€ one investigator told me.) The E.U. also began phasing out subsidies for olive-oil producers and bottlers, in an effort to reduce crime, and after a few years it disbanded the task force. Yet fraud remains a major international problem: olive oil is far more valuable than most other vegetable oils, but it is costly and time-consuming to produceโ€”and surprisingly easy to doctor. Adulteration is especially common in Italy, the worldโ€™s leading importer, consumer, and exporter of olive oil. (For the past ten years, Spain has produced more oil than Italy, but much of it is shipped to Italy for packaging and is sold, legally, as Italian oil.) โ€œThe vast majority of frauds uncovered in the food-and-beverage sector involve this product,โ€ Colonel Leopoldo Maria De Filippi, the commander for the northern half of Italy of the N.A.S. Carabinieri, an anti-adulteration group run under the auspices of the Ministry of Health, told me.
In Puglia, which produces about forty per cent of Italyโ€™s olives, growers have been in a near-constant state of crisis for more than a decade. โ€œThousands of olive-oil producers are victims of this โ€˜druggedโ€™ market,โ€ Antonio Barile, the president of the Puglia chapter of a major farmersโ€™ union, told me, referring to illegal importations of seed oils and cheap olive oil from outside the E.U., which undercut local farmers. Instead of supporting small growers who make distinctive, premium oils, the Italian government has consistently encouraged quan-tity over quality, to the benefit of large companies that sell bulk oil. It has not implemented a national plan for oil production, has employed a byzantine system for distributing agricultural subsidies, and has often failed to enforce Italian laws and E.U. regulations intended to prevent fraud. The government has been so lax in pursuing some oil crimes that it can seem complicit. In 2000, the European Court of Auditors reported that Italy was responsible for eighty-seven per cent of misappropriated E.U. subsidies to olive-oil bottlers in the preceding fifteen years, and that the government had recovered only a fraction of the money.

Iโ€™ve been reading Extra Virginity: The Sublime and Scandalous World of Olive Oil by Tom Mueller, and wow, the things that get sold as โ€˜extra virginโ€™ olive oil are kind of scary, especially if you have any allergies. Or if youโ€™re trying to use olive oil for health reasons โ€“ youโ€™re likely paying a premium for something with none of the benefits youโ€™re looking for.

Also, you could write at least 8 different genre novels about skullduggery in the olive oil trade, starting with a murder mystery and working your way out, because thereโ€™s just so much to unpack.

Well, that explains the rash of migraines/respiratory issues I had last month. I was cooking everything in whole foods oil and couldnโ€™t figure it out. If it was cut with canola oil then thereโ€™s my answer. Son of a bitch.

(โ€œProfits were comparable to cocaine trafficking, with none of the risks,โ€ one investigator told me.)

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trackingshot

YO FUCK THESE GUYS my mom is allergic to corn and some of them were cut with corn oil. We very aggressively research any oil we purchase now.

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dduane

Some of these old games go wayyyyy backโ€ฆ :/

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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

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rubikanon

Here's your periodic reminder of why it's so important not to buy any Harry Potter merch or watch anything JKR profits from.

It isn't about cancelling problematic media, idgaf. We're capable of reading books we already own with a critical eye.

It's about not giving more power to someone who is using it to materially harm our community.

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amuseoffyre

This is the woman who, as soon as a new hate crime law came in, started daring the police to arrest her for deadnaming and misgendering trans women. She is part of a campaign to overturn the current gender equality act and tear trans rights to shreds. Any support shown to her by purchasing her products and her BS is used to shore up her argument that "the silent majority" support her.

Do not give her that support.

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Point: Paying my federal taxes fills me with rage because I know the amount I'm paying is more than any billionaire and I know the money is going to fund death and destruction across the globe.

Counterpoint: my state taxes are going to a government that uses the money to improve infrastructure, fund schools, and build our social safety net.

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allsadnshit

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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shofarsogood

The president can bring back the draft. The president can deploy troops.

Do you really think Trump wouldn't send U.S. soldiers to aid his dictator buddy, Netanyahu?

Biden is the best case scenario for Palestinians. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying.

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amaditalks

There is no arguing with the reality: Biden is the only choice that prevents the wholesale death and destruction of both Palestinians and Americans. People saying that they cannot vote for Biden are refusing to acknowledge the facts of the single issue that they claim is their motivation.

Meanwhile the US will continue to work on providing humanitarian aid which Israel is treating as a potential means of smuggling arms to Hamas, which should be a sign of how tenuous the relationship really is, and how difficult a resolution to this war will be to actually bring about.

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Thinking more about the โ€˜95 Pride and Prejudice and the fucking BODY LANGUAGE. Colin Firth spends every single second of the episodes before this one looking like he wants to climb out of his own body and crawl beneath the surface of the earth. He never smiles. He wears a sense of superiority like armor. This goes on for roughly THREE HOURS OF TELEVISION.

So when he SMILES LIKE THAT?!?!?! We are seeing a man unclench for the first time in the entire series and embrace fucking JOY and hope!

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