Kirishima: Bakugo talks in his sleep sometimes, itβs adorable
Bakugo, sleeping: fight me... you idiot... square up
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Bakugo: *choking*
Kirishima: Iβm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isnβt working
Kaminari: Just flip the phone upside down and use the 6 button!
Bakugo, stopped his choking for a second: what the fu-
*at Bakugo and Kirishimaβs wedding*
Priest, to Kirishima: repeat after me-
Kirishima: after me
Priest, whispering to Bakugo: are you sure you want to marry this one
Villain: h-
Aizawa: I am very tired, please go directly to hell
Todoroki: honestly, Iβm a handful
Midoriya: *excitedly* I have two hands!!
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Bakugo: what the fuck!
All Might: language!
Bakugo: whom the sexual intercourse!
All Might: what the fuck!
Sero: whatβs your biggest fear
Bakugo: being forgotten
Mina: damn, thatβs deep! Mines the Kool-Aid man, but I kind of feel stupid about it now
Kaminari: welcome to my first blog where I will be testing different hair products
Kaminari: *sprays hairspray directly into his mouth*
Kaminari: off the bat, I can tell you that this one is not very good
Bakugo: hey can you get us a table?
Kirishima: sure
*5 minutes later*
Kirishima, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: RUN!!
Stain: this is the only hero that is allowed to kill me
*holds up a picture of All Might in hero form*
All Might, in his True Form: hey
Stain: no
All Might: Iβm literally the guy in the pic
Aizawa: Iβm the weird dad, wine mum, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one
All Might: I want to see my little boy
Aizawa, holding up Midoriya by the armpits: here he comes
Hero: turn around!
Twice: every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round
Hero: TURN AROUND!!
Twice: every now an-
*gets tased*
Hero: your under arrest for having three people on one moped
Kirishima: god damn it
Kirishima:
Kirishima: wait did you say three?
Mina: oh shit oh fuck
Sero: KAMINARI FUCKING FELL OFF!!