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a bit of a tart

@shortcrust / shortcrust.tumblr.com

Hi there! My dream career is to be a small mouse wearing an apron.
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ohfolie

hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails

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dykemerrilll

the terror is such a great show because it has the courage to ask questions such as “what if real life historical figure james fitzjames had a bit of a gender crisis?”, “what if there was a weird bear?” and most importantly of all, “what if during the slow painful demise of the hms terror and hms erebus a murderous little homosexual was there too?”

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schistcity

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

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fancyfade

Micro dosing on self control by typing a paragraph response to a dumb take and then deleting it instead of posting

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usereddie

sorry still laughing at eddie walking into a clearly intimate, date style restaurant, seeing tommy and buck sitting there without anybody else, one check that tommy paid, and coming to the conclusion that buck and tommy were "hanging out with the boys" edmundo you are so stupid and so gay no wonder he has never once questioned his relationship with buck. was putting buck in your will just a dudebro thing, too? was trying to haul his dead, limp body towards you and then yelling at the doctors to do more just a casual interaction between guys? does raising a kid with him, home cooked meals, school bake sale cookies, and homework help, like...count as "hanging out with the boys" because you, buck, and chris are all guys? eddie fr just assumes everyone else also said no homo in their minds and goes into the most tender, in love, gay situations imaginable without even stopping for a second to question or understand his feelings and actions. gay people are so stupid god bless.

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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

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