This is a Formal Apology to all people who have ever sent me an ask or request and I haven’t answered
reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice
she is so FAKE
reblog if you agree that boys are a Waste of Time™
id like to personally thank whoever it was who first decided to mash the potato
Brains, beauty & booty.
LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL
me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did
tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex
my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”
dealing with the worst case scenario
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
if you wake me up at 2 am saying you can’t sleep and want to go on a drive, you better believe i’ll drag my sleep deprived ass out of bed and do whatever I can to ease your thoughts.
I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.
as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!
This made me v happy
this blog is a good-content-free zone. if I ever post anything good let me know and I’ll delete it