resident caffeinated raccoon

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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"You want to feel sorry for yourself, don't you? With so much at stake, all you can think of is your own feeling. One woman has hurt you and you take your revenge on the rest of the world. You're a coward and a weakling!"

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca (1942) dir. Michael Curtiz

One thing that helps me calm down about intra-left-wing sniping and the reality that the big center-left coalition inevitably includes a lot of ridiculous nonsense, is to remember how ubiquitous seances were to progressive politics in the 19th century.  Like, e.g., Frederick Douglas had to go to so many seances. Many, many political strategy sessions around the country had to include feedback from the ghost of Moses who spoke to us via morse code.  

Was thinking again today about Frederick Douglas, intellectual giant, having to sit through so many seances without complaint because he believed in coalition building.

#this seance could have been an email (@marnz)

#ah spiritualism #the crypto of the victorian age (@areyougonnabe)

Cheesestrogen, Cheesestosterone

hrt that turns you into a mouse

You know that funny situation where you didn't really think that your childhood was particularly traumatic, but you've come to learn that you can't just casually talk about shit that was normal in your childhood because people on the internet will call it "traumadumping" and your parents will call it "making the whole family look bad."

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

What did I watch

posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

real

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

@soliloqueries

there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop by vinay krishnan

aaron paul has done more for the lgbts by playing jesse pinkman and doing his weird little photoshoots with bryan cranston than harry styles and taylor swift combined

no one is doing it like them

i got anon hate for this post

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”