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coughloop

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

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prohaloplayer

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

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coughloop

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

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prohaloplayer

let brug cook

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ryan-sometimes

It would be so funny if autistic people started describing allistic experience the same pathologised way doctors describe autism

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ryan-sometimes

Symptoms of being neurotypical:

  • You have immobile, frozen hands that do not fidget.
  • Your interests are shallow.
  • You read into phrases past their actual meanings.
  • You are unbothered by eye contact and enjoy staring into people's eyeballs.
  • You do not notice patterns in numbers and objects even when they are logically connected.
  • You don't mind doing things without planning them out first.
  • Instead of saying exactly what you think, you expect others to infer it based on subjective social rules.
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ryan-sometimes

Don't be discouraged if you're neurotypical. If you work hard, you too can be decent at math and accomplish the same things autistic people can!

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