These two go together

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

I’m cackling at how wholesome this is

I love this my gods

I’m Romanian and I didn’t even know that’s what drujba meant, oh my god, this is hilarious.

*Revs chainsaw* THIS IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

I just realized this makes solving things with the power of friendship much more interesting

@wazzappp

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Syd Mead, “Land Yacht,” a 1975 illustration for Playboy magazine

Donna Mclean

Justice League's Hippolyta by Alexander Lozano

They were once men...

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paolo giandoso's roommate venom concepts by degree of gooeyness. the last one is his favourite.

@bakageta

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