I Fucking Hate Waffles

You think this is a Joke? A stack of waffles just entered my restaurant and sprayed all the whipped cream on the tables, then they sat there and taunted me.

Jokes on you I made those waffles

I WANT TO ORDER ALL THE WAFFLES

Then you may have all of the waffles!

Would you like any bacon or sausage with that?

What about waffles?

Cursed. Waffles are unforgiving.

Understandable. But surely I could prepare.... an excellent waffle

What about waffles?

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Yes... that seems about right.

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Tracers-heterosexual-bird-hat or something.

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I will provide various snacks for everyone to fill their hungry gobs with.

Hm…i see how it is…

Brother, it is fine. We shall cater the waffles.

Brother…we weren’t invited.

I believe that everyone was invited, but just in case.. I shall bring a bag of waffles and leave it anonymously

YOU TWO ARE INVITED

Splendid! Come, mondatta! We have waffles to cater!

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I will provide various snacks for everyone to fill their hungry gobs with.

Hm…i see how it is…

Brother, it is fine. We shall cater the waffles.

Brother…we weren’t invited.

I believe that everyone was invited, but just in case.. I shall bring a bag of waffles and leave it anonymously

WEDDING INVITATIONS

@ask-apple-symmetra @ask-apple-ana @ask-auntieannes-ana @ask-android-bastion @ask-amazon-athena @ask-baskinrobbins-mei @ask-best-buy-mei @ask-best-buy-winston @ask-baskinrobins-somra @ask-claires-reaper @ask-walmart-hanzo @dont-ask-target-genji share this post everyone is invited

I will provide various snacks for everyone to fill their hungry gobs with.

Hm…i see how it is…

Brother, it is fine. We shall cater the waffles.

Howdy im here to make coffee ;)

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Give me 5 venti Pumpkin Spice Lattes

I cannot drink beverages, but I would like a hot chocolate.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

My brother could use it for his omnic bills but i could use it for personal needs

@ask-wafflehouse-zenyatta

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Sorry for inactivity

I am very sorry for my inactivity. I have been delivering Bird Mom ™ pizza, @ask-wafflehouse-zenyatta and justice.

I wasn't aware that I was on the menu.

Of course, I don't mind.