How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”

“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”

@trainwreckgenerator why did you hide these in the tags

Guess who! 

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

overanalyze and chill

“… Sorry for saying BJ at the Oxfam Gala.” – Mae Martin on biphobia

Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope

& that’s good, isn’t it… [x x x]

musical theatre meme → [2/5] group songs → what the heck i gotta do? She was a light-skinneded Puerto Rican-Dominican, long hair, mature in the body like whoa! That’s not the only reason I liked her though.

Humans. Pokémon. Ryan Reynolds.

Wait—Ryan Reynolds?!

Get ready for a Pokémon adventure like you’ve never seen before, Trainers—POKÉMON Detective Pikachu hits theaters in Summer 2019!

Rest in Peace legend.

R.I.P. Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

Ambrose, Interrupted.

Witch law is the complete opposite. Guilty until proven innocent.