👎 I must say

I gotta see frosted tips to make a judgement call

Me watching any episode of chopped/cutthroat kitchen

Not for too long tho

Getting Straight Married To America’s Favorite Food Network Host Ted Allen

its not an immediate disqualification...

mirepoix is extremely sexy

everything I've ever said about food not being sexy is a lie

maybe someday I'll have cable

maybe someday I'll watch food network live again

til then 😔

How do yall feel about zumbo?

Okay same though. I genuinely really enjoy seeing candace on a show that is well made, showing that cupcake wars was just a nightmare for no real reason

Can we collectively crowdsource a list, akin to “episodes of beat bobby flay where bobby flay loses”, but it’s “episodes of chopped/cutthroat kitchen where the infuriatingly misogynistic male chefs DO NOT WIN”

because i have now skipped three episodes in a row where the only female chef is eliminated before any of the male chefs and it is so…. tiresome

PLEASE it's so hard to watch shit like that

Untitled Goose Meringue

There is nothing wrong with a lil ketchup on ur hot dog, just a lil… ketchup for ur dog

Former Chicagoan here. I don’t disagree, but keep that shit on the DL. Showing it off is tantamount to public indecency in northern IL

I’ll have to remember not to show off my ketchup covered weiner in Illinois

I’m hiding from all you northern Illinois people, eating my ketchup dog in total darkness, and ruining my white shirt and it’s all because you are judging me

I’m from northern Illinois and this is bullshit the only thing that being from there affects when it comes to hotdogs is whether you can tolerate non-Vienna beef “hotdogs” or as I like to call it “trash”

Condiments are just by your taste buds. It’s not like Portillos bans ketchup on their hotdogs. But what are their hotdogs made of? Vienna beef

I believe everything that anyone has ever said to me on the internet, so I don't know how to cope with this conflicting hot dog knowledge

There is nothing wrong with a lil ketchup on ur hot dog, just a lil… ketchup for ur dog

Former Chicagoan here. I don’t disagree, but keep that shit on the DL. Showing it off is tantamount to public indecency in northern IL

I’ll have to remember not to show off my ketchup covered weiner in Illinois

I’m hiding from all you northern Illinois people, eating my ketchup dog in total darkness, and ruining my white shirt and it’s all because you are judging me

Big sauce is lying to you

Hidden Valley Ranch isn’t a real place

It is though, its in Santa Barbara county.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

that’s just another one of Big Sauce’s lies

If it was real and we knew where it was, it wouldn’t be a hidden valley ranch, would it?

oh SHIT