tbh you should be allowed to smoke on planes. Spirit Airlines only

to make them a fun experience. I need to pass a conciliatory joint around

OH I forgot to specify what we were smoking in the first post. my bad.

tbh you should be allowed to smoke on planes. Spirit Airlines only

to make them a fun experience. I need to pass a conciliatory joint around

I’m lying on the floor of my room. I’ve been shot. There’s a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood. Fortunately, I was wearing my bulletproof vest last night per bureau regulations when working undercover. I remember folding the vest up, trying to chase down a wood tick. If you can imagine the impact on your chest of three bowling balls dropped from a height of about nine feet, you might begin to approximate the sensation.

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger

American trans men prior to the mid 20th century were like. I’m going to get into shootouts with the sheriff. I’m going to date 5 women at once. I’m going to drive a stage coach at 60 mph. I will be a menace to society. And I will be so sexy and cool while doing it.

I know I give my pets human names but I also love pets with food names. Not names like Snowball but names like Quarter Pounder With Cheese, Dulce de Tres Leches, Tonkotsu Ramen and Beef Bourguignon.

Peaches

And my dear late Fruit Snack

Fruit Snack is a fantastic name for a betta 🥹

I know I give my pets human names but I also love pets with food names. Not names like Snowball but names like Quarter Pounder With Cheese, Dulce de Tres Leches, Tonkotsu Ramen and Beef Bourguignon.

Dulce de Tres Leches would be a fantastic name for a fluffy white or buff cat. I think Beef Bourguignon would be a great name for some sort of bulldog, Beef for short.

Happy tired and a little on edge Tuesday