thats the poll. please reblog

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

things that sure are.

things that are.

This is peak design

Can't believe no one posted chair (for sitting)

All products should be like this actually

It's ✨️orchid time✨️

This lil flower guy is here to f u c k

Dude, it's you!!

The first of many requests—'trans bill with top surgery scars’.

This piece fought me tooth and nail but I really wanted to finish it. Trans Bill is a really personal headcanon of mine and l've always looked up to him, so it was most triumphant to depict him reaching one of my all-time goals!! These two are really special to me :,)

by @ReserRetta

5. Dreams and Reality

The flames lick higher, smoke is billowing. Draco is pressed against his back, arms around his waist, holding on for dear life. 

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The sheets are cool, the sun is pouring through the open curtains. Draco is pressed against his back, arms around his waist, holding on for dear life.

Day 5 of @microficmay

i would’ve fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would’ve jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i’d be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me

picture of 2 guys holding hands in a field of flowers on a beautiful sunny summer day with text over it saying "lets grow dicks together" someone make it happen im too sleepy

aleapofbeauty on ig

princess peach at the sperm bank

nothing could have prepared me for that comment

This is so Jaskier coded. And why not.

Geralt had known bad luck but this was absurd. A cuckolded dwarf who just happened to know a wizard, two holy sisters, a siren posing as a magistrate, and one very unlucky bard with a penchant for Touching Things That Should Not Be Touched, and here he was twelve hours later - a hungover witcher on his horse being followed by a petulant, jealous bard camel.

Roach was being incredibly tolerant considering the disregard for her personal space. Something about Jaskier suddenly inhabiting a body with four legs must have inspired comradery - or pity. It was probably pity.

Geralt could only guess at what his friend's camel-brain must be thinking. "I've got 4 legs now, no reason you shouldn't be riding me, Geralt" or something like it the witcher had no doubt.

"Hreeeoooooooonk!" came Jaskier's indignant camel-call once more. He sighed and batted the Viscount of Lettenhove's slobbery muzzle away for the dozenth time.

I call it Camel-Verse.

Tell me more

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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

what a universe……

hand slipped

Peter Pan AU because Draco and Tinkerbell really are one and the same 🧚

What does BDSM look like in the cars universe?

Like, I don't think they'd necessarily be into, like, rope bondage, because cars don't have the same range of motion as humans.

You could maybe do things like take their wheels off, but does that end up being like a doctor kink too? Like, mechanics are car doctors, right?

Do you use one of those folding sun-visor things as a blindfold?

What's the car equivalent to a leash. A tow truck? A hitch? Maybe.

Can you whip a car? Maybe you use some of those rubber hammers, like "kneel*, slave, and receive your 5 dents from your mistress! Count them"

Suspension bondage I guess is doable, you just need one of these:

Which again is probably like a medical kink to cars. It's like a putting a human on a doctor's examination bed with stirrups.

I'm just wondering if there's BDSM in the cars universe without it getting mechanic-kink. It seems an easy trap to fall in.

How do you gag a car? Take out their radiator? Drain the fluid? Or maybe the grille? What about, like, Teslas that don't have grilles? (Are there teslas in the carverse?) are they mute?

Where do cars hear from? Like, if you wanted to do sensory deprivation on a car, where do you put the earbuds? It's the side mirrors, isn't it. They're probably equivalent anatomical features.

I don't think you can do wax play to a car, because that's just a fancy car wash.

Bondo and one of those dent-hammer things is probably involved in Car BDSM. A welder and angle grinder for the extreme stuff. Speaking of angle grinder, is booting a car like putting them in handcuffs?

Instead of a cage, do you put your Puppy!car in a garage? Do you role play that she's at the mean impound lot and has to do you a favor to get released?

I have so many questions. I'm tempted to go look on ao3 to see if fans have come up with answers. But at the same time, I don't want to.

* don't ask how cars kneel

so these guys are freaks

Yeah. Big into body modification.

alright i need to preface with the fact i think abt the cars universe all the time, so this is right up my alley for thought

exhaust play would probably be the breath play equivalent

there's probably a lot of factory roleplay kinks because i refuse to believe cars breed naturally like people and not factory made babies like the robots movie, so instead of breeding cows there's like 'factory models' or smthn

but y'all're right tho body mods would def be a big thing, like i think tire size is probably a preference like boobs or butts so tire resizing is prob a big thing. but it also causes mobility problems like for people who get REALLY big tits y'know

scrapyard roleplays are like kidnap guro kinda sexy scenarios

hmmm i wanna give something for branding but they use decal stickers already. scratching into the metal? like keying a car?

and yes i do think booting is like doing handcuffs cause that's what Doc did to Lightning in the first movie and he's the sheriff of the town lmao

Awesome! Thanks for your input.