edward cullen is a twink u animals

I've been in the trenches since childhood 🔪 she/her, 26, white

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colour correcting breaking dawn screencaps to have the Blue Tint because i cant fucking stand it anymore

anyway...

edwardcullenisavirgin

The power that this has

to have bella’s human vision tint everything blue throughout the entire movie saga up until when she gets turned and opens her eyes and the first warm shot in the entirety of the five movies is the red of her newborn eyes and from then on everything is sharper and warmer and brighter-colored alluding to her perfect vampire sight would have made the movies a bajillion times better but u didn’t hear it from me

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edward every four pages or so: i want to kill bella swan i want to drink her blood i want to kill her i want to kill her and eat her

emmett, just happy to be here: lmao yes bitch do it!! live your truth

thank fucking christ nature is healing

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my favorite genre of tumblr post is threats

Anonymous asked:

Are you a rat?? TITSOAK?????

uh yeah

Anonymous asked:

Oh wait lmao I read your post super wrong, that's who you were talking about. I thought you meant that the my immortal writer faked her death lmao

it ok

Anonymous asked:

imo i think edward always goes to carlisle for help whenever bella is hurt because he trusts carlisle more than himself to not hurt her more?

sure

Ik this is literally abt an ask from yrs ago but edward would not make a good bottom!! Hes cold hes marble and notably vampires move forcefully naturally. Hed clinch and crush the penis!! Ii did not read For The Love of A Women for this misinfo!! At best ur getting hypothermia that is hard to explain.

Anonymous asked:

are you back queen? I’ve missed u

Anonymous asked:

*whispers* it’s pedophillia

forgot what this refers to but yeah

Anonymous asked:

Bro idk if you remember this but there was a twilight fanfic author who faked her death in a car crash or something, it was mad shit. I think her name was daddy's little cannibal?

boy howdy do i remember.

Anonymous asked:

I logged into tumblr for the first time in 6 months to ask you this so idk if people have come to a consensus, but do peoples foreskin come back after the change?

#this is from 3 years ago i think i saw this ask and logged out and then forgot

Anonymous asked:

laurent is underrated. why don’t we give that gay tits-out king some love

Anonymous asked:

hello i am the lesbian anon who’s gf masturbated over a picture of A shirtless Jacob Black , the other day she had the AUDACITY to google n accurately identify the aforementioned photo in order to show me

#u thought i forgot about this lore?

Anonymous asked:

Aro “Ratman” Voltouri anon here - i hope that nickname has now absorbed into your subconscious and terrorizes you before you go to bed at three am. ur welcome for that third eye wisdom, because Aro is indeed a Rat-man

sorry its been 3 years what were we talking abt

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Anonymous asked:

midnight sun will solve the pandemic

edwardfucks answered:

i hope she took out the part where mrs. cope openly thinks about fucking a high schooler lmao

looks like we’re BOTH unhappy

my longest tag of the year is #edward cullen dni

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