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Haunted Skins

@devilgoat / devilgoat.tumblr.com

Bi/Trans/Mexican-Guatemalan/27/he/him
The Official Eraserhead Baby
Slashers, Horror, Vulture Culture, Pokemon, 18+ ONLY
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Senseon (Fighting/Psychic)

#??? - On rare occasion, an Eevee can be affected by more than one environmental factor, and reacts to grow into a new, rare evolution. Fighting/Psychic Eeveelutions, known as Senseon, are the result of Eevee who are raised by a loving community of Psychic-type Pokemon. The admiration they feel for their found family inspires this Pokemon to become uniquely disciplined, dedicating their lives to meditation and the study of martial arts. To encourage the development of their psychic abilities, Senseon will cover their eyes, forcing themselves to live and fight blind. Though the initial journey is difficult, through their intense focus and discipline they develop the ability to sense the motions and intentions of those around them; a power that aids in their impressive fighting prowess. Their dense tails are packed with muscles, allowing for the independent and precise control of each appendage. With every fighting discipline these Pokemon master, their original tail splits; although freshly evolved Senseon only have one tail, individuals with over ten tails have been observed. Highly trained individuals can summon psychic fists in a pinch, though they prefer to attack physically. Those looking to raise a Fighting/Psychic Eeveelution must be willing to dedicate much of their lives to this Pokemon’s training.

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pitbolshevik

traumatized fictional man with dubious morals I'd like to fuck

i am tired of people tagging this with weak shit like "uwu i wouldnt fuck him but i would hold his hand maybe" no fuck off this post is for horny bitches only

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kwekstra

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

When technical issues occurred while voting on “kenaissance”, everyone had to reassure the speaker, Ben Zimmer, that he was “benough”

In a stunning upset, the last-minute nomination “(derogatory)” DEFEATS “cunty” as the most useful/most likely to succeed word of 2023.

Someone renominates “babygirl” for word of the year, saying that they have spent the past year trying to figure out if people are “little meow meows, blorbos, or babygirls”. This is in front of a room of hundreds of people.

ENSHITTIFICATION WINS WORD OF THE YEAR 2023

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dkpsyhog

While verifying this was true (it is) I discovered that there is a wikipedia article on enshittification

Even though this means I'm going to end up with a poop emoji on my headstone, I'm ok with it.

UM.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW

@mostlysignssomeportents IS THE PERSON WHO COINED THE TERM "ENSHITTIFICATION"

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neil-gaiman

And we are so proud of our babygirl.

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ankhwiz

My roommate pacing the floor, talking to their partner on the phone: "NEIL GAIMAN called COREY DOCTOROW a BABYGIRL on MY POST"

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fasole-dulce
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brucebocchi

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

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were--ralph

God. no matter how sad and disappointed I feel in myself at least i did not grow up to be this sad and pathetic.

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People who get sick from radiation exposure are faking it for attention, radiation is literally the divine light of creation and it nourishes those who are pure of spirit

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poke-lov
Foongus OBF 009 by You Iribi from Scarlet & Violet—Obsidian Flames

This card shows Foongus in Artazon!

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