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Jack: So being a good friend means behaving like a total jerk?

Katherine: If it does, then you’re an amazing friend of mine!

#Source: Friends #Not only did she call him a jerk #she also just friend-zoned him #so ouch #Katherine Plumber #Katherine Pulitzer #Katherine Plumber/Pulitzer #Jack Kelly #Newsies #Newsies the musical #Newsies 2017 #Newsies 1992 #incorrect newsies quotes #Incorrect quotes #super incorrect newsies quotes #super incorrect quotes #misquotes

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Jack: Hey Katherine, you're on speaker. Behave.

Katherine: Or what, you'll spank me?

Jack:

Katherine:

Jack:

Katherine: Okay, continue.

#jack kelly #katherine plumber #katherine pulitzer #lambcuddles #that's our queue boys

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Katherine: You and me. This isn't working out.

Jack: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

#Source: Buffy the Vampire slayer #lambcuddles #Kack #Jatherine #Jack Kelly #Katherine Plumber #Katherine Pulizter #Newsies #Incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies quotes #super incorrect newsies quotes #misquotes

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Katherine: Wow, you and Davey sure have a lot of books about being gay.

Jack: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.

#Source: Friends #Jack Kelly #Davey Jacobs #Javid #Katherine Plumber #Katherine Pulitzer #lambcuddles #Jatherine #Kack #newsies #Incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies quotes #super incorrect newsies quotes #misquotes

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t like that you exist.

Katherine Pulitzer/Plumber to Jack Kelly

#Source: Seduce the Darkness #Katherine Pulizter #Katherine Plumber #Jack Kelly #lambcuddles #Newsies

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Davey: You're cooler than my sister and her girlfriend. I'd tell them, but they're at Coachella.

Jack: Did you hear that, Katherine? I'm cooler than Coachella lesbians.

#Source: ???#Davey Jacobs #Sarah Jacobs #Whoever the hell Sarah's girlfriend is #Jack Kelly #Katherine Plumber #Katherine Pulitzer #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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Jack: Don't do anything stupid until I get back.

Katherine: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.

#source: captain america #Jack Kelly #Katherine Plumber #Katherine Pulitzer #lambcuddles #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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Davey: I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that. Kath-Ka-Kath-

Jack: Katherine!

Davey: Katherine.

Jack: With a K.

Davey: Ah, Katherine with a K. Sounds like pure class. With a K.

#Source: The Vampire Diaries #I think #Davey Jacobs #Katherine Plumber #Katherine Pulitzer #Jack Kelly #lambcuddles #Javid #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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Davey: But, you know, it's not going to be easy this test. It's not like the Canadian citizenship test.

Jack: How do you know the Canadian test is easy?

Davey: It's Canada. Question one: Do you want to be Canadian? Question two: Really?

#Source: How I Met Your Mother #Davey Jacobs #Jack Kelly #Javid #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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Jack: You guys, does this look like something someone dating Davey would wear?

Race: I don't know, you might be the first one.

#Source: Friends #Jack Kelly #Davey Jacobs #Racetrack Higgins #Javid #Jace #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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Katherine: Jack, do you think we talk about relationship enough?

Jack: Yeah. Do we have any fruit roll ups?

#Source: Friends #Katherine Plumber #Katherine Pulitzer #Jack Kelly #lambcuddles #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being gay, because I feel like they’re overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.

Spot Conlon, most definitely

#Source: Tumblr #I think #this just sounds like something on Tumblr #also me #Spot Conlon #Newises #thats our queue boys

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Davey: Wait, how do you know that Jack is great in bed?

Race: We share a wall, so either he's amazing in bed, or Katherine just likes to agree with him a lot.

Race: Loudly and a lot.

#Source: Friends #Davey Jacobs #Jack Kelly #Racetrack Higgins #Katherine Pulitzer #Katherine Plumber #lambcuddles #Dace #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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Katherine: You're an idiot.

Jack: I've never claimed to be otherwise.

#Source: The Mortal Instruments #Katherine Plumber #Katherine Pulitzer #Jack Kelly #lambcuddles #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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Jack: Why do you just assume I'm not going to be helpful?

Davey: Because you're a dickwad.

Jack: But I'm your dickwad.

#Source: Supernatural #Jack Kelly #Davey Jacobs #Jaivd #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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Jack: [to Spot and Race] Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I'll check the cabinets, and [to Davey] Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge.

Davey: What?! Why do I get this...dubious looking device?!

Jack: Because only Velma would say 'dubious device'. Velma gets the spooky fridge.

Katherine: What does that make you, Jack? Fred?

Jack: Bitch, I'm Daphne.

#Source: 50% Off #Jack Kelly #Spot Conlon #Racetrack Higgins #Davey Jacobs #Katherine Plumber #Katherine Pulitzer #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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Jack: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?

Race: Um...48 into 120?

Jack: I'm only eating foods with less than 30% calories from fat.

Davey: It's 40%.

Davey: Well, 48 over 120 equals x over 100 and then cross multiply and get the value of x.

Jack: Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

#Source: Mean Girls #Jack Kelly #Racetrack Higgins #Davey Jacobs #Newsies #thats our queue boys

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