RedKnight44

man, zdarsky would really write a great series for tim if he could, right? *sigh*

Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

it only takes being sucker punched in the face once by a high-on-fear-gas sibling to start stocking the sedatives and looking at everyone around you with 'what do i have to do to take you down as quickly and painlessly as possible' glasses

this is not actually out of concern, it's because if you get punched by a sibling while they are high on the flavour of the week YOU get in trouble for punching them back (you were in your right mind! breaking his nose was uncalled for! -Batman) and all of the batkids are bitter about it

spare fucking time

Bruce: You got into Harvard Law?

Barbara: What, like it’s hard?

Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰

Inspired by:

don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

Local babysitter allows having vegan combo once

I feel bad for Dick but at the same time I can't help but find this funny. 😭

imagine it's october and that i'm not completely out of season

thanks to @amityblght for commissioning me 💕💞 they are my world 💕💞

"BATMAN I AM TAKING THIS SMALL BAT AND ADOPTING HER AS MY OWN!"

Paint the town red

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Had to when I saw the quote lol

I love Jason sm 😂

Og post @batfam-imagines

Dick Grayson: [gets tossed off a building by flying villains] Dick Grayson: [literally kicks up his feet and leans back, hands behind his head, while falling] Dick Grayson, Master of the art of Mocking Your Dumb Attempts To Hurt Him, It's Like You Don't Even Know Anything About Me, Local Chaos Gremlin Bemoans

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