Gremlins (1984) made me trans

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

No thoughts, only chipi chipi chapa chapa 🐢

donatello goes to church

You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”

the people in the notes saying “people on the bus aren’t normal” are the people this post is talking about.

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My redesign hot take is that if you’re aiming to “desexualize” a female character, don’t make her boobs smaller. You’re implying a lot here.

yes! I saw a lot of notes on this post about adding fat elsewhere (thighs, stomach, arms, etc) and I really like this suggestion

A moment to feel the wind

Come back to me

yeah your boyfriend’s a stag now. yeah he accidentally saw diana bathing and she turned him into an animal so he can’t tell anyone what he’s seen. he’s still the same guy mentally though. oh look his dogs are running up to him. maybe they’ll recognize him that’ll make him feel better

[ID: The image from the “To shreds, you say?” meme, showing a screenshot of the professor from Futurama talking on the phone and grimacing slightly. End ID.]

Twin boys

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens