i’m entirely capable of being a fucking nightmare.

which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

BORDERLANDS sentence starters ( radio edition )

“At this rate I’ll never get to kill anything…” “Your mom sounds like a bitch!” “Your words are music to my ears!” “Seriously. Do it now.” “I lost both my thumbs in a horrific foreplay accident!” “There are three types of people in this universe: People who need to be killed, the people doing the killing and the people who pay them.” “If you get shot, I’m all you got.” “Dear ___, SUCK IT. Love ___.” “Got twelve of those bitches.” “If you give me any lip I’ll throw you in a car crusher.” “Stay for the awkward flirting.” “Simple, ey?” “If you don’t buy it, you’ll die.” “A stalker has you cornered and unarmed, what do you do?” “I pre-ordered this book before it came out and am therefore demonstrably more wealthy than you.” “Are you capable of reading?” “…Decapitates him with a single shot.” “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a jakobs.” “Combat is an art.” “Beauty through destruction.” “Number one, Nachos will cease to exist.” “Number three, I’ll be dead.” “I spent last night getting inebriated and left 73% of my clothing in an undisclosed location within sanctuary.” “Take your finger off the trigger from time to time.” “Humans, aim for the head.” “It’s a harsh world out there gunslingers, don’t let it beat you.” “Even when there’s a fool in your cross-hairs and murder on your mind, just remember it costs you nothing to be kind.” “You can’t kill what you can’t see.” “You won’t like them when they’re angry.” “Remember that when things get tough.” “Some people fight the power. ___ put a bullet in it’s eye.” “Still, here’s to wishful thinking.” “Now is the time to pick up a gun and get to killing.” “That’s nearly three times as many.” “Did you know that 97% of all living things on Pandora aren’t exploding right now?” “They are coming… perhaps not today, perhaps not tomorrow. But soon…” “Will you be ready to fight back?” “There are only two types of people in the universe: The oppressors and the oppressed.” “VLADOF!!”

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