Pixiemage

i will never get over how s8 gem found a nice couple of friends in the woods and started building a little cottage next to them meanwhile s8 pearl stumbled onto 4 unhinged chaotic idiots who forced her to jump in a tower of boats

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On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

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I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I posted this on tiktok and it got 2 likes and a comment that asked me if this is a fanfic i'm writing. They don't teach history in your fandom school?? Never forget.

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i know we're still a week out till their 3 year anniversary but

Jimmy in his newest video: “Guys I can clarify, me and tango, we NEVER held hands… we held each other…”

I choose to intepret this as they were scared all the time and were in that scoobydoo hug constantly

Tango: I give up. I am so tired. 

Skizz: Get the emergency supply! 

Impulse: *Carries Jimmy and places him in front of Tango* 

Jimmy: *smiles* 

Tango: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

gem and joel are both "primarily a nice peaceful builder but with a shockingly competitive streak and formiddable pvp skills" but their energy with it is so very different

They're opposite corners of a diagram that reads "acts unhinged, is actually really nice" and "acts really nice, is actually unhinged" and where they fall on that is for you to decide

You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

[ID: a collection of tags all reading some variation of “his what” or “his grick?”]

Receiving a lot of feedback about my choice of phrase here. My sincerest apologies.

Grian named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grenis 👍

I think we may have accidentally adopted an anteater.

Prev’s tags because yeah being vague about an artist that you don’t like in the tags is fucking childish.

I could list 10 different popular artists that draw the same body type that Bat does but here’s the thing, who gives a shit? It’s a blockmen, draw them however you want and don’t put others designs down. Most of ya’ll will turn an eye around anyway.

Blocking people is good, being bullies in tags is just weird.

This, for real. You don't have to like someone's design choices, but for god's sake, don't be an ass about it if it's not your thing. It's also funny to me that nobody cares how Etho is drawn because - oh hey - we have no idea what he looks like IRL. But because we DO know what other CC's look like, people can get super critical over creative choices for their designs specifically. It's so weird.

Who said a character has to look like the creator? Who in the world set that boundary? Have any of you played D&D? Ever? Because I'm pretty sure I'm not a 3' tall sneaky gremlin of a gnome IRL, nor am I a sexy long-legged healer with luscious red curls and an Irish accent. I'm pretty sure people are allowed to get creative with their designs. Lighten up, this ain't something that needs gatekeeping. Doing so doesn't make you Morally Right. It just makes you an ass.

Watching Tango from Tango’s perspective is like “yeah redstone! Yeah cool steampunk builds! Yeah friends!”

Watching Tango from anyone else’s perspective is like watching a wacky cartoon character placed into the real world and given no instructions.

Ranchers doodles :3

Listen, I’m as big a fan of “Jealous Ex” c!Scott as anyone else, or even “We’re Divorced Besties” Flower Husbands, but consider…

scott tango and jimmy but they’re the top gear trio, as inspired by many discussions with @baronetcoins