I’m so sorry

this is the best and only version of this meme, the other ones no longer exist

I have a crazy idea. I need a new napkin.

hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?

could we start with dinner instead? maybe grab sushi?

OH GOD I’M SO SORRY

Wut

Why would you lie

I trusted you

The “um” before he told his mom

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

she needs to play quieter and blend with the rest of the band

who?

the trumpet player reading this

so in “the good place,” knowing how the afterlife points system works automatically sends team cockroach to the bad place, since their motivation to do good is now corrupted. ever since watching the show – and i don’t think i’m alone in this – sometimes when i do things, i catch myself wondering how many points it would give or cost me, if the system was real. but, of course, if it was real, just thinking about that would automatically doom me. doing what i do best, i then proceeded to go down a rabbit hole – if the system was real, it would really benefit the bad place crew for as many people as possible to know how the system works, since that would give them even more souls to torture. so, imagine for a moment…. what if the tv show “the good place” is a piece of bad place trickery, designed to cause as many humans as possible to inadvertently damn themselves to the bad place? in this essay i will

not to start drama in the history fandom but some of yall out there have really bad opinions and also no critical thinking skills

also while I’m here: historical figures aren’t your fandom faves. they’re real people who had profound and often terrible effects on other real people. you can’t apply fandom logic to them. you can’t fill in the blanks with no evidence other than you like the idea. you can’t vilify some of them while simultaneously stanning over “”misunderstood babies”” who committed equal atrocities. and perhaps most importantly of all, you can’t treat real history as “canon” and develop AUs where your fave is exactly how you want them to be with none of the nasty bits attached. that’s not how you read history. that’s how you get a painfully obvious bias which makes your conclusions and contributions useless.

it’s ok u can say hamilton

full disclosure i was talking about the soviet union idk what’s going on in the hamilton sphere and i wanna keep it that way

you’re talking about what