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Colleen

@cwhite2290 / cwhite2290.tumblr.com

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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

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scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I really need this march

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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

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scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I really need this march

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Domestic Violence Resources During COVID-19

The COVID-19 pandemic means lots of people are physically isolating or sheltering in place to help stay healthy and prevent the spread of the virus  in our communities. But it also means many people are trapped at home with abusive partners or family members, and face increased violence. Since the beginning of the global pandemic, reports of domestic violence are on the rise in the U.S. and across the world

There’s never an excuse for abuse of any kind. Being stuck at home, job losses, and financial stress are difficult to deal with. But tough times aren’t a reason to abuse another person. 

Signs of domestic violence include: 

  • Rape, sexual assault, and sexual abuse
  • Physical or emotional control or manipulation
  • Being monitored or having your partner keep track of what you do and where you go 
  • Extreme jealousy and cheating 
  • Being hit, kicked, pushed, or hurt in any physical way
  • Name-calling or being insulted or put down
  • Being kept  from speaking to your friends and family
  • Forced sex or reproductive coercion, meaning your partner pressures you to have sex or messes with your birth control to cause a pregnancy

Sexual violence can be a big part of domestic violence. It can happen with someone you’ve known for a long time or with someone you’re in a relationship with. Women (especially women of color), LGBTQ+ identified people, and people with disabilities are more likely to experience sexual assault. Whether you’re married, in a relationship, or living with someone — there must be consent before sex every single time. Consent means actively agreeing to have sex or be sexual in any way. Any kind of sexual activity without consent is sexual assault, and it’s not ok. 

Anyone can be a victim of abuse — no matter your gender, sexual orientation, marital status, or age. Emotional, verbal, or physical abuse is not your fault. You deserve to feel safe in your home and in your relationship. If you or someone you know has experienced this type of violence, you’re not alone. If you or someone you know is living with someone who hurts you, there are resources available to help you stay safe. The confidential and private resources below can provide help right away. 

The National Domestic Violence Hotline is confidential and available 24/7 to give you resources and information, and answer questions about domestic violence or other unhealthy experiences in your relationship. They can provide tools and immediate support to help you find safety.

Call: 1-800-799-SAFE (7233)

Individuals who are deaf or hard of hearing may use TTY 1-800-787-3224 or email nationaldeafhotline@adwas.org

loveisrespect is a safe and inclusive space for young people to access information and get help. They also provide information and help for friends, family members, teachers, and counselors who want to support someone who is abused.

Call: 1-866-331-9474

Text: LOVEIS to 22522*

Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (RAINN) helps prevent sexual violence, support survivors, and bring offendors to justice. The National Sexual Assault Hotline connects you with a trained staff member from your local sexual assault service provider.

Call 1-800-656-HOPE (4673)

Other resources for help and information: 

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Recognizing Abuse Masterlist

Signs that you’re living in abuse:

Breakdown of abusive parent’s behaviour:

Signs your parents are narcissistic:

Signs you’ve been thru sexual abuse:

Signs of abusive friendship/relationship:

Signs you’re struggling with trauma

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argumate

where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry

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ms-demeanor

zenni and it’s amazing and i love it 40 dollar bifocals fuck yeah

Hey I’m reblogging this again because if you need glasses here’s what I do:

  • Go to Costco/Sams Club/WalMart - wherever they’ve got that $58 eye exam. That’s with no insurance, btw. Just $58 cash on the counter, you get your eyes examined.
  • They’ll give you a copy of your prescription. ASK THE DOCTOR TO MEASURE YOUR PUPIL DISTANCE. If they don’t it’s not a huge deal, you just have to have a ruler around that has millimeters so you can measure it yourself and it won’t be as accurate but being off by as much as a centimeter isn’t a problem.
  • Make them give you a copy of your prescription - you are allowed to have this, they have to give you it, you don’t have to buy glasses there. If anyone challenges you say you need a copy for your records and you’re not going to buy glasses today.
  • Go to https://www.zennioptical.com/ and start looking at frames/glasses that you like. If you create an account it’ll let you upload a photo and based on your pupil distance the site will estimate how well various frames will fit you.
  • Add the frames you like to cart and start checking out - the checkout process will ask you for your RX details that will be written in the boxes on your RX page. It’s pretty intuitive to copy it over but if you get lost use the livechat feature on the zenni page.
  • Start selecting your glasses details. Your RX will determine what kind of lens you get (go with the one zenni recommends for materials and thickness) but your needs will determine the other stuff. I make sure to get the fancy oleophobic coating because I’m a slimy bog monster. I also get the cheapest pair of sunglasses possible because bog monsters hate the sun. You can get transitions lenses or anti-scratch coating or super lightweight lenses or whatever works best for you. The extras will add up in cost but you gotta do what you gotta do - my life is much better with a pair of sunglasses than it is with some clip-ons for my regular glasses; your life may be better with transitions lenses instead of carrying a second set of glasses. DO WHAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU.
  • Don’t bother paying the rush shipping, this is going to take two weeks regardless.
  • GLASSES ARRIVE. WEAR GLASSES.
  • If the fit isn’t perfect see if the place that did your eye exam will adjust the fit for you. They often will free of charge.
  • GLASSES. GLASSES. I CAN SEE.
  • PROGRESSIVE BIFOCALS THAT COST $40 WITH CUTE FRAMES AND NICE COATING.
  • SUNGLASSES.
  • FUCK
  • It costs less for me to get two pairs of bifocals, one tinted and one clear, with special coatings and nice frames than it would cost me to get one pair of single-vision glasses from Warby Parker.
  • The cheapest frames available for adults on Lenscrafter’s site is $69.95. That is JUST the frames, not the lenses. The lenses are like $200. The anti-glare coating is like $70. THE ANTI GLARE COATING IS FREE AND INCLUDED WITH YOUR PURCHASE AT ZENNI. Just the frames and the coating at lenscrafters costs more than my two pairs of glasses AND my eye exam.

I can’t articulate how many literal headaches Zenni has saved me because I just used to wear my old prescription until I had trouble keeping my eyes open from the strain. Now at the first hint of eye strain it’s like “Not today, Satan!” and I can plan for the $100 expense that’s going to last me potentially years.

Obligatory reminder that a ton of people have added but still, Zenni and other likewise sites (1-800-Contacts) require the prescription be up to date within a year. So yeah plan that in, any time you shop, that script has to be from within the last year. 

I would also like to submit glassesshop.com because, though I shopped Zenni exclusively from 2012-2017, in the last six months I have gotten four pairs of glasses from GlassesShop, and still paid less than a hundred dollars.

The key difference for me was that while Zenni was utterly eye opening (ha, eye pun), they rarely do sales, and GlassesShop is constantly rolling through a variety of sales. There is almost always a wide selection of glasses on Buy One Get One Free promotion, and the free pair includes the lenses, no matter what add ons are on there or whatever kinda prescription you got, as long as its the less expensive pair. 

They also do weekly specials where rotating selections of frames go on clearance-rate pricing, from $6.95-12.95. This is just the tip of the iceberg of the constant variety of sales, promotions, and discounts they offer, and doesn’t include that, also unlike Zenni, if you have an account every purcahse you make accrues points which can be applied in dollar amount to future purchases, even with discounts/sales/promos also applied.

Like Zenni, GlassesShop lets you upload a selfie to “try on” frames you’re interested in, but they have a much wider selection and variety. They take about the same amount of time as Zenni to craft and ship your glasses, and they’re on par as far as quality and accuracy of prescription goes.

I will always be grateful to Zenni for opening the door for me on the online glasses market, because as someone netting less than 20k a year after taxes glasses used to be a “upon pain of death/causing a car accident from blindness” purchase but have become a “well that’s a great sale and I LOVE those frames… I guess I could do with another pair of glasses, there’s $30-50 in my budget!” kind of thing, and that’s incredible.

But I probably won’t be switching back, as after having made multiple purchases, the only thing I like better about Zenni compared to GlassesShop is Zenni has better cleaning cloths.

Regardless, they’re two excellent, amazingly affordable alternatives to spending minimum of $100 at a brick and mortar glasses store, and I’ve turned into something of a proselytizer for both, because people deserve to know they have these options.

It’s bad enough we’re out here paying to see, but too many of us don’t realize we could be paying a lot less to see, and in the cutest glasses best suited to our tastes, instead of whatever’s “cheap” at WalMart.

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oncewild

also gonna throw out eyebuydirect, which does some great sales. I’ve gotten prescription glasses as cheap as $6 and prescription sunglasses for $20.

eyebuydirect is where I got my sweet rimless glasses that everyone’s always saying are so cute. I actually shopped a bit and I’d suggest going with the store that has what you want. Their price structures are different but typically end up coming out close to the same cost when all is said and done.

GO INTO THE WORLD AND SEE SHIT

FUCK YEAH

For the Canadians who like seeing stuff, Clearly.ca has been keeping me in on-trend eyewear for over a decade now. Very similar to the above.

They also have a guide to help you decipher what that little string of numbers printed on the inside of your frames means (hint: it’s the measurements of your glasses! So you know what size to order when you get replacements!)

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Larger breast bras vs. smaller breast bras

t h is 

T H A N K   Y O U .

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BRO

the only colors available after a c cup are white, brown, black, and for those special occasions…fluorescent orange.

As a former employee of Victoria’s Secret, I can attest to this being the truth. Good luck finding a good DD bra in any section other than the Body By Victoria nude colors section.

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ainhochu

You know what was my first tought when i lost weight and my boobs were a little smaller?

“I CAN FINALLY WEAR PRETTY BRAS WOHOOOOO!”

Bravissimo - size range - 28D-40L - Prices from £20  Cleo - Size range to up a J cup Curvy kate - size range cup sizes from DD to K and band sizes from 28-44 Elomi Many sizes  Fantasie– Their bras start at 30D and go up to 40G with prices beginning in the low $40s Fauve Standard sets but sizing mostly starts at 30D and ends at 40G Freya– Sizes start at 28D and bra prices start at $42 Masquerade– Band sizes start at 28 and go up to 38. Cup sizes start at D and go up to H Miss Mandalay– The size range is 28D to 38GG with room to grow if there’s more demand for more sizes Panache– Many sizes

(x) Here you go!

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lacigreen

fantasie and panache are my personal favs, i wear their bras and swimsuits almost exclusively.  you can get fitted for many of these brands at nordstroms and then you can order whatever style you like (that they dont have in stores) online! :)

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folk-punk

god does exist than u for the links

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fassyanon

Fantasie is good, Freya is good; there are others not on the list I can’t think of at the moment.

I have worn from a 34F to a 40G. Get fitted and then try a bunch on, as many different brands and all kinds of cup styles: some will work better than others depending on your shape and it’s good to know that before you buy online (learned that lesson). Move around in the dressing room, including bending over (I fall out of one of my bras if I bend over, not good for my shape-as in the shape of my boob), lifting your arms over your head, etc.

If the number of hooks is more than 2, be prepared to need a larger band size, or even two (and you might be able to go down a cup size if you increase your band size; not always, but often); it’s just like a wider band on a ring you might wear so it’s not that the bras aren’t sized right when you have more than a couple of hooks and it isn’t that you are bigger. Also: the two I mentioned, along with others, don’t typically have more than 2 hooks on the bras I buy: they know how to construct a bra.

Just checked: I also buy Chantelle. They can be a little pricier.

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redroseboop

Bandersnatch has 10 Endings

1 - if you say yes to the job offer its over and Colin says you have chosen wrong 

2 - If you choose to see the Doctor instead chasing Colin and take the pills, no one dies, he finishes the game but its not a sucess and Sefan is sad. (youre a good person but depressed forever)

3 - If you chase Colin, and you choose to jump, you die and its all over ( of course what did you expect of jumping out of a window)

4 - Destroy computer options ends right away (of course)

5 - if you choose the password Toy in the vault, it opens and give Stefan the rabbit, then the mother asks him if he wants to go with her,  if you say yes Stefan dies with his mother on the train (time travel theme).

6 - When Stefan asks for a signal if you choose Netflix always, then you go to the Doctor and if you choose to fight her ends with his father fighting and draggin him out of the hospital BUT if you choose to jump the window, you discover that its a movie and Stefan believes he is his character Stefan (action movie theme)

7 - In the vault if you choose the password PAX or PAC he discover his dad is doing a program and control study since he is a child, kills his father buries father, calls the Doctor, goes to jail and the game only gets 2.5 stars. (conspiration theories)

8 -  If you dont go to see the Doctor but go after Colin, Colin jumps, kill father, buries him, Kitty asks Stefan for Colin, Stefan lies, finishes the game, goes to jail and game doesn’t get release. Colin is missing and the company closes. 

9 -  Stefan goes to the Dr instead of chasing Colin, dont take the pills,  kills the dad, chops the dad in pieces, gets an epiphany, lies to the Dr about his dad, fixes game and gets 5/5. Gets caught and jailed. Pearl the daughter of Colin  redoes Bandersnatch for Netflix and WE can control her. Colin doesn’t die.( MY FAV)

10 - Stefan transformes into the writer that wrote Bandersnatch, Stefan goes into the vault and appears an option with PAX or JFD (instead of toy, if you choose  JFD the vault dont open, the real JFD appears to Stefan and screams to him, kills dad, buries dad, the game only get 2/5 stars and jail. (crazy and obsession theme)

FOR COLIN SURVIVE YOU CANT CHASE HIM

 FOR THE GAME BE A SUCCESS YOU NEED TO CHOP THE DAD IN PIECES OR THE GAME ONLY GETS 2/5 STARS OU DOESNT GET RELEASED.

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My first paperback book is here! And you could win it!

You can get the eBook copy of Borrowed Weekend: Confessions of A Secret Affair, but the availability of this hard copy is limited in some countries, which is why I’m giving you, my Tumblr followers, the opportunity to win your very own copy - AND I’M WILLING TO SHIP WORLDWIDE!

**Just reblog this post (once will do) and make sure you’re following this blog, to enter! You have to be over the age of 18 to win because of the book’s hardcore content, and you’ll have to respond to my winner’s notification within 24 hours, providing your full name and mailing address to receive it! The contest closes on August 28th at 11:59pm EST, which means I’m giving you TWO WEEKS to reblog and follow me (awesome writing humor, tips and advice, plus some male eye candy)!**

Borrowed Weekend is an in-depth confessional; a step into the mind of a slave submissive and how her aggressive kinks appeal to her. A taste of the slave submissive world through the eyes of my last two published stories, Dirty Little Secret and Deprived might give you a better understanding on what to expect, since the concept isn’t for everyone.

Good luck to everyone who enters! xx

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nunia

i was perfectly fine befor ethis

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losethehours

This is hysterical! Horses love to play and this one sure proves it.

Once it works out it makes a noise it’s like a toddler. Brilliantly funny!😂 a funny horse 🐴 who knew ?

I can’t stop laughing! Turn on the sound!!!!!!!!!!

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fassyanon

i’m sure i’ve snorted at least 20 times and i can’t catch my breath and tears are streaming down my face.

funniest thing i’ve eve seen. turn on the SOUND!

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Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

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venatus

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

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punlich

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

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one-eyed-pom

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

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leeshajoy

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

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hhertzof

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

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jewishdragon

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

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osheamobile

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

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flatbear

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

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Adorable Harry Potter Themed Pillows

Rejoice Potterheads! Artist Kaylyn Johnson creates quirky and fun pills inspired by her passion for books, movies, quirkiness, and the unique. Johnson’s Harry Potter collection features some of Dumbledore’s most tender quotes and iconic moments from J.K. Rowling’s imagination. Find it their Etsy shop.

WANT WANT WANT

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sceawere

My Fic Masterlist

Alfie Solomons:

Finn Shelby:

Michael Gray:

John Shelby:

Polly Gray:

Tommy Shelby:

Isaiah Jesus:

Arthur Shelby:

Ada Shelby:

no-name | samascara wanted ada and her girl friend *sitting in a tree, k i s s-*, anyway cute artist girlfriend antics and lovely domesticity [wc: 2001]
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Anonymous asked:

Henry once got hard while shooting a sex scene, I believe when he was on that Tudors show. Do we know if the final cut made it into the series and which one was it??

Oh WOW. I have no clue lol. Any of my Henry followers know? And the story behind it? Maybe with source? If I don’t get a response, I may have to look into it lol

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cwhite2290

http://www.mensfitness.com/life/entertainment/henry-cavill-super-spy @thewife101cevans

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GIVEAWAY ALERT: We will be selecting 3 winners to receive $100 IVORY ELLA GIFT CARDS! 😁🐘🍭💫

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED THIS SUNDAY 11/20 @ 10PM EST 🙌

MUST REBLOG THIS POST & BE FOLLOWING US TO WIN 💕

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TheWife101′s Henry Cavill Fan Fiction MasterList

Release Pt 1 | Pt 2 Summary: Written in the second person, you and Henry have become intimate lovers while experiencing a relationship with a Dom/sub angle. You prepare to receive some unnecessary punishment followed by pleasure. Warnings:  Dom/sub, BDSM, Intimidation, Teasing, Spanking, Punishment, Fingering, Anal Fingering, Double Penetration, Aggressive Fingering, Forced Orgasm, Squirting Word Count: 4,825

House on The Mountain Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 | Pt 5  Summary: When Henry Cavill and Chris Evans are filming a movie in a remote cold climate, their personal assistant teams have rented out an entire and extravagant bed and breakfast for the two of them. When they’re snowed in, they find themselves unable to stay away from the owner’s wife and compete against each other for her attention. Warnings:  Flirting, Sexual Tension, Teasing, Infidelity, Oral Sex, Cunnilingus, Penetration, Voyeurism, Stranger Sex, Kitchen Sex, Biting, Fingering, Analingus, Aggressive Sex, Groping, Sexual Tension, Threesome, Orgasm Denial, Forced Orgasm, Word Count: 18,104

The White Room Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 Summary: Written in the first person, an unnamed original fictional character goes to an upscale Hollywood party and is introduced to one of the ‘sexual exceptions’ to her marriage. Warnings: Sexual References, Explicit Language, Sexual Tension, Kissing, Groping, Biting, Penetration, Oral Sex, Fingering, Restraining Word Count: 11,083

Caught Summary: Written in the first person, an unnamed female becomes sexually involved with a male during an apparent affair. When they are caught by the other man, they take advantage of her hard core fantasies and push her to her limits. Warnings: Sexting, Affair, Aggressive Sex, Name Calling, Hair Pulling, BDSM, Restraints, Punishment, Orgasm Denial, Affair, Threesome, Deep Throating, Throat Holding, Suffocation, Silencing, Spanking, Groping, Word Count: 5,243

Evans & Cavill Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 Summary: Chris Evans and Henry Cavill present the award for Best Actress at the 2015 Baftas. They get introduced to a black female named Tiffany who they quickly seduce. Later, they meet up with her and her friend Stacey for one hell of an evening. Warnings: Groping, Teasing, Begging, BDSM, Exhibitionism, Control, Fingering, Petting, Restraining, Silencing, Dom/sub, Penetration, Seduction, Voyeurism, Groping, Dirty Talk, Exhibitionism, Silencing, Rough Sex, Wall Sex, Elevator Sex, Floor Sex, Masturbation, Threesome, Anal Play, Anal Fingering, Double Penetration,  Word Count: 13,432

Don’t forget to read about the time I met Henry Cavill.

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There's a new beauty Superhero in town! IT Cosmetics' Limited-Edition Superhero Eye Transforming Anti-Aging Super Palette featuring 12 all-new shades is available now! #entry

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