How Do You Get Black Stuff Out Of Road Rash? (I’m Fine)
That’s the text I sent a Posse member after I bit it good on my solo long ride. My first crash, but I lucked out and nothing is broken. I’m just super mashed up. And do you know what the answer was to the text? A soft brush! As in scrub your super raw skin to an even rawer level.
You probably want all the gory details, but I’m afraid it’s not very exciting. There was a long groove in the pavement that perfectly fit my bike tire. Game over. I knew I was going down and tried to jump ship, but there was nothing but concrete to break my fall.
Main objective upon impact was to stop anyone from calling 911. This became super difficult because I was covered in blood and one of the Good Samaritans that stopped was a volunteer firefighter. He kept trying to trick me into agreeing to go the hospital by saying things like “I’ll check my trunk for supplies and then we’ll call the ambulance” and “you’re in really rough shape, we have to get to the hospital.”
They were just scrapes!...ok, my elbow was spurting blood. A lot of blood. But the road rash on my back, hip, and knee were just superficial. I knew I would need irrigation from a professional but I really, really wanted to take a shower after biking for 5 hours in the heat. I didn’t want to spend the rest of the day stuck in an ER covered in sweat, sunscreen, and gravel.
Firefighter Man put out a “be alert” call so an ambulance was on the ready, and three sheriffs showed up with flashing lights blocking lanes on the highway. It was turning into a freaking circus down there and not one of them had a med kit for my leaky elbow. There was much talk about stitches/staples for said elbow among the uniformed men while I muttered about having to swim.
Eventually they found some gauze and my ride arrived. (BTW, when calling for a ride I said, “Hey I crashed pretty bad, I need to get picked up.” Then I saw a pool of my blood on the pavement and added, “whoa, I’m REALLY bleeding.” Try not to say such things to already worried individuals.)
I did end up getting that shower in. I literally spent hours trying to clean the elbow, including cutting black skin and pulling weird things out with tweezers. The gash is two inches long and deep. It’s pretty chewed and will take a long time to heal. I eventually mosied into the ER where it was confirmed that nothing was broken, and while stitches were preferred for the leaky elbow, there was not enough skin left to stitch.
I’m four days post spill and improving everyday. While you all are out there setting lots of PBs, I’m setting my own in rest days. I expect to pick up training by Thursday.
Wear your helmets, kids! Mine cracked in five places.