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she/her | mid 20s | fanfic writer | artist | lg(b)t+ | multi fandom ~ sw (reylo) ~ st (jopper) | hotd (daemyra) | ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/darthnoire
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ganondorf

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head

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dsudis

Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.

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oops i suppose i forgot to share my new reylo fic on here

Rey goes to Lowik on a mission for the Resistance. She cuts through a pass of tall indigenous flowers—Vernanius Rubrum—to get back on the Falcon and inhales a large amount of pollen. The Force connects her with Ben and he comes in touch with it too.

Neither of them knew that the pollen would be toxic.

Or: Rey and Ben get poisoned by sex-pollen. That's it. That's the fic.

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The Rules:

  1. Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the character in last place will be eliminated.
  2. If there are multiple characters tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every character in last place will be eliminated, even if all the characters have tied equally.
  3. When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
  4. If the character that you consider the hottest isn't listed here, hit the 'what about ___???' option and reply to this post with the overlooked character. The character with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'what about ___???' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the party, Han and Cassian!
  5. This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

Please Note: I want the final rounds of the Hottest Star Wars Man/Woman polls to run alongside each other, so you'll need to wait at least another 24 hours for the final round of the Hottest Woman poll. Sorry!

Despite all the wonderful, hilarious, and creative prop-Poe-ganda, our next casualty is Poe Dameron. He's one hell of a pilot, but he didn't quite make it through to the semi-finals.

We're in the semi-finals, cast your votes wisely...

Round Eleven!

vote ben solo!!!!

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The Rules:

  1. Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the character in last place will be eliminated.
  2. If there are multiple characters tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every character in last place will be eliminated, even if all the characters have tied equally.
  3. When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
  4. If the character that you consider the hottest isn't listed here, hit the 'what about ___???' option and reply to this post with the overlooked character. The character with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'what about ___???' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the party, Han and Cassian!
  5. This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

Din came in last place, so now we must say goodbye to Din. This is the way.

^^^All of us, saying goodbye to Din.

There's a lot of drama going on with this poll, so I'd just like to take the chance to say... fight! Fight! Fight!

JK, everyone please be nice to one another. These polls are just for fun.

Round Nine!

REYLOOOOOOS #reylos #bensolo #kyloren

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The Rules:

  1. Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the character in last place will be eliminated.
  2. If there are multiple characters tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every character in last place will be eliminated, even if all the characters have tied equally.
  3. When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
  4. If the character that you consider the hottest isn't listed here, hit the 'what about ___???' option and reply to this post with the overlooked character. The character with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'what about ___???' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the party, Han and Cassian!
  5. This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

It’s now time to say goodbye to Han. Well… he was a scruffy-looking nerf-herder anyway.

Only joking! My condolences to the Han fans. You guys rallied behind him but unfortunately it wasn’t enough.

Things are heating up! Round Seven!

REYLOOOOOSSS ASSEMBLE

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The Rules:

  1. Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the character in last place will be eliminated.
  2. If there are multiple characters tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every character in last place will be eliminated, even if all the characters have tied equally.
  3. When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
  4. If the character that you consider the hottest isn't listed here, hit the 'what about ___???' option and reply to this post with the overlooked character. The character with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'what about ___???' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated.
  5. This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

It's time to get thirsty, everyone! Happy voting!

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A reverse Hallmark christmas movie, where a simple small-town guy has to go to the big city in order to do a thing, and encounters a serious no-nonsense businesswoman who has never celebrated christmas, not once in her life. And spending time with her makes him realise that it's not that he hates christmas, what he really hates is his family. So he calls his family back home to let them know that he ain't coming back, he's just discovered that "family" isn't about people you're related to, it's about having people in your life that don't make you want to shoot yourself in the head.

So he stays there and lives happily ever after with her, never celebrating Christmas again.

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PRINCESS RHAENYRA TARGARYEN: script to screen

Portrayed by Milly Alcock House of the Dragon | S1E01 - "The Heirs of the Dragon" Written by Ryan Condal
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