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next year indigenous people should dig up her remains and put it on display

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love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

that everyone includes trent reznor

I can’t stand that song anymore, because when I worked at a county Texas-themed restaurant they played it All. The. Time.

thats not very good eatin music :(

Me with my country fried steak when hurt comes on

“yo mr white i got you a present”

@woollyworm

i cant wait for the internet to go crazy w this when the queen dies

THERE IS NO

Threw an empty plastic Easter egg at Tim for him to play with but he just... solemnly held onto it, thinking deeply about his newfound responsibility

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I can’t stop thinking about this.

I wonder if he was running on instinct…  I watched a man die on the subway a few years ago.  It’s more common than you think - NYC subways carry millions and millions in the course of a day.  People die and there is never a good time for it to happen to anyone. 

There was an older gentleman sitting across from me on the M train.  It was about 6:30am, so I didn’t think much of it when he started leaning over.  It was when he kept going when most people would jerk awake that about 5 of us took action.  We asked if anyone knew CPR in our car, and when we pulled into the next station, we held the doors open and shouted for a doctor (there was a firefighter on the train with us who knew CPR, because that’s how things are in NYC).  No response during CPR.  The older gentleman’s lips were turning blue. 

When the ambulance arrived, the paramedics took over and after 2 minutes of no reaction, I watched something that will always haunt my soul existentially, the way this pic does:  The paramedic yelled at this man that he had to get up because he’d be late for work.  And he got a response.  I don’t know if the older man made it, but he had a pulse when they took up the stairs to the ambulance.

We all got back on the train and heading off to work.  And I sat there completely traumatized by the fact that this man was such a slave to his job that the threat of being late to work restarted his heart.  It’s been over 10 years and I’m still not sure how or to what degree it affected me.  Only that it did.  I’m not bothered by not knowing.  Sometimes you have to let the heavy sit to understand the weight before you can put it down.

This is a fascinating story. Thank you for sharing it. That’s definitely something to think about.

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he outgothed us all, decades before most of us were even born. when will your fave

Useful post for the next time you run into a racist who says “black people can’t be goth.”

Water from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. Scooped out of the ride in summer of 2010. The bottle was all the way full, and it now almost halfway gone. As of today, it still smells.

For yohoyohoadisneylifeforme

My Pirates water is almost completely gone, down to about ¼ of the bottle :/

stop drinking the pirate water

Sorry it’s good and it heals me

I hate this post so goddamn much. I cannot believe how many of you think I actually drank the water. I hope when it all evaporates away that this post goes with it.

Guess what assholes

2020 really taking everything from us huh 😔

I am sad (happy) to report: my water has officially 100% dried up. Which means it’s time for this post to die along with it.

Imagine saying the water dried up as if you didn’t drink it

About 10 years too late with this info

I bet you wished you knew that so you could really age that water before drinking it

Whether it’s true or not, I feel like announcing vaccinated people can go places without masks is extremely irresponsible right now.

I’m fully vaccinated but I still am going to wear one and am still going to refuse to serve people without one

OMG HAI!!!! HI! >o< hihihihihi!!!!!!!!! *locks you into the bad ending*

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

Amazing tags

If someone manages to trick 35 different people into thinking they’re dating, I think it should not only not be illegal, but rewarded by a public medal of some kind

what was he even arrested for

Envy 😔

They unionized.

The girlbosses are unionizing