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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

audie canonically commits tax fraud

Audie stands for audited

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

source

I made Snufkin’s outfit 🌿

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

No notes 5 year old frisk post

The good news: the Italian government promoted a huge project to teach kids about the cinematic language and movie history, so that every class can actually write, cast, play in and direct shoot a movie of their own.

The bad news: Italian politicians are so in love with English terminology, and so bad at it, they literally called the thing ‘School Shooting’.

Are they SURE they meant to write the word “ruined” instead of “liberated film from the stranglehold of?” Maybe their hand slipped??????????????????

Oh some of you missed it, okay, so this movie was set to hit theaters exactly when all theaters were shut down for the quarantine and rather than delay it they took a chance at releasing it direct to home streaming from day one, the first time a major studio has ever done so, and yeah the numbers can be chalked up heavily to families stuck at home with nothing to do but they still weren’t expecting it to make 100 million dollars in just a couple weeks, especially not when the whole family just has to pay for it once instead of a bunch of tickets. It was such a STAGGERING success that it opened up discussion over whether movies actually need theaters anymore, whether the profits are only being held back by how much time, energy and money it takes for consumers to arrange a whole trip out to see a new release, and pretty much the only real conclusion being drawn is a resounding “yes, and that should have been patently obvious.” It had more studios rush to put things out for streaming and they continue to be making more money than they ever imagined, even factoring in all that collective cabin fever. Trolls World Tour might go down as one of the most important, industry-shattering works in cinematic history.

I lost my mind

substitute friends to real friends

Tom Nook and Isabelle.

If you knew who he really was, would you still hate him?

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This should be in the louvre

Wild Strawberries. 

Pleinairpril Day 5 & 6! First one is from this morning, around 10 AM. The second is from yesterday, from 3 to 5PM. Funnily enough it seems the morning has warmer colors overall. Who would have thought? Not me!

please stop spreading misinformation and hopelessness because so, so many people are misunderstanding what bernie did today

bernie suspended his campaign because he has more important things to focus on such as dealing with the pandemic

he is still on the ballot and if your state hasn’t had a primary yet you can still vote for him to earn him delegates

there is some cause for concern that everyone reporting that he’s dropped out altogether can affect voter turnout, and we need to counteract this by spreading the word on what’s actually happening.

the fight is far from over. don’t give up.

to clarify for people who may not be able to watch the video right away: biden will be the democratic nomination, there’s no way around that, but it’s still important for bernie to earn delegates, who will be able to represent him & his progressive views at the DNC. turning out to vote also means you get to vote for local progressive representatives.

even if we aren’t going to get the ideal scenario, voting is still very important, and if your state hasn’t held its primary yet, you should absolutely still vote if you’re able to; it will make a difference.