So 👀....

Would anyone be interested in a BenRex WandaVision au? It’s a jumbled mess of ideas right now, but Ben would play Wanda and Rex would play Vision, with a whole cast of characters from other cartoons taking up supporting roles. Let me know if y’all have any interest?

I’ll likely start writing this once the final episode rolls around, but for now the plot sticks (relatively) close to the show, with a couple amendments based on what sitcoms they’re going to use inside the hex. I’ll reblog this later with the cast list and the shows I want to use in place of the show’s sitcom inspirations 👀

And here’s the cast list for Regularly Scheduled!

REGULARLY SCHEDULED (PROGRAMMING); a BenRex WandaVision AU

Cast:

-Ben Tennyson- Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch

-Rex Salazar- The Vision/Vis

-Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)- Darcy Lewis

-Lee Ping (Detentionaire)- Jimmy Woo

-Zak Saturday (The Secret Saturday’s)- Monica Rambeau/Geraldine

-White Knight- Tyler Hayward

-Providence- S.W.O.R.D

-Albedo- Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver

-Hope/Charmcaster- Agnes

-Kenny Tennyson- Billy/Wiccan

-Rodrigo Salazar (OC)- Tommy/Speed

-Chiro (SRMTHFG!)- Dennis the Mailman

-Randy Cunningham (RC9GN)- Dottie Jones

-Howard Weinerman (RC9GN)- Harold Proctor/Phil Jones

-Jake Long (ADJL)- Abilash Tandon/Norm

-Wade (Kim Possible)- John Collins/Herb

-Juniper Lee (LATOJL)- Isabel Matsueida/Beverly

-Francis (The Secret Saturday’s)- Frank the Beekeeper

-George Jetson- Todd Davis/Arthur Hart

-Jane Jetson- Sharon Davis/ Mrs. Hart

-Julie Yamamoto- Agent Rodriguez

-Rook Blonko- Agent Monti

The prologue is posted! Click the link, if you’re so inclined 👀

https://stompingdaisies.tumblr.com/post/643602541122289664/regularly-scheduled-chapter-0

WISHBONE ON A SKATEBOARD

That is all. Have a good day.

Wishbone on a Skateboard Wednesday

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

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whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

you're basically home to me dude but it's not a big deal at all. don't worry about it

Come Over & We Can Hang Out on thr floor

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

ooo…. lady gagita

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

what if you went to your normal job and they were doing a musical episode

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes 

“i love bible”

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

"are you a boy or a girl" dude I'm the son of rage and love