I wanted to share my tomorrows with him

failed my bechdel test AND my prostate exam 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #finalsweek

im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

not divulging my thoughts on star trek (2009) rn. but this scene is like a cartoon to me

hey why are there loose plot threads in my fucking different every time game show

"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

in media i love when love is painful i love when love makes you scream and fall to your knees and rip your hair out i love when love is crushing and deafening

In real life eveeyone should be niceys

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself

oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences

yeah exactly it's exactly like that

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

i mean he just had to apologise eventually but like where do you even START with that lmao…

i'm like if a cool knight or warrior didn't have any muscles or strength and wasn't very brave or confident and had no strong convictions or motivation and couldn't fight

smth about those old guys thats so charming to me

just normal royal advisor things

Chilchuck and senshi shenanigans

(in reference to how Chilchuck is actually middle-aged and has adult children)