Legit just woke up from a dream where I sold my soul to make Destiel canon and then hit on Lucifer. WTF?
So I’m rewriting Hookman
For the Epic Ducifer AU (yes, it is still coming. Illness slowed it down quite a bit, but I’m getting back on track with it out of pure finale spite). And I just wrote this and wanted to share it because I like the little analysis.
So here it is.
Wait. How was Sam able to get a house and a job and a family?
Isn’t he legally dead? And a felon? And dead?
Snapshots from the End of Days (SPN spoilers; Epic Ducifer AU)
“Dean, what the Hell did you do?”
Dean almost dropped his phone from shock. Every number. Every name. Every contact. They’d all gone to voicemail. All of them but Bishop.
You know who could probably help?
The last guy to go up against Chuck.
Just sayin’.
When I tell you I SCREAMED.
I mean, there’s SOMEONE who’s not “perfectly, ANGELICALLY devoted”...
Picture it:
Lucifer aggressively Junko posing his way through the Apocalypse.
They had so much sex in that car.
Mmmmm. Sounds like Cas got himself a bit of that Coronavirus.
She got killed before Lucifer was freed... before Michael grabbed a vessel.
Who the fuck is writing this shit?
Is that what’s happening here? We’re a world where it’s just a show so we’re getting cancelled, but instead of an apocalyptic storm it’s a pandemic?
Sam: So this whole time, you were lying, just to use me as a vessel?
Lucifer: Um, excuse me? NO!
Lucifer: Who helped you protect the Seals?
Lucifer: Who helped you fight the angels AND the demons?
Lucifer: WHO TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO HAVE KINKY BLOOD SEX WITH A DEMON, HMM?
Dean: Where're the kids?
Nick: Gwen said something about going to Mall of America with Jack.
Dean: The Mall of... why?
Nick: Because they have two Build-A-Bear workshops, Dean. Two. They're going to make matching Baby Yodas and ride a roller coaster. That's what kids do, right? They go to the mall and hang out. We wanted to give Jack a chance to be a kid, who better to show him the ropes than someone his age?
Dean:... do you.... do you think they'll get me a Baby Yoda if I text 'em?
Nick: I'm sure they're stuffing hearts and love into a gang of little green aliens for us all as we speak.
Dean: Cool. Love that little shit.
Wait a second...
Didn’t Sam always wanna be normal anyway?
Why is that chubby man wearing Lucifer’s old clothes?
bishopsorphan reblogged
The boys are finally going to fucking Alaska.
Season 15, thank you.