They're going crazy on LinkedIn

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

The Garden of Death

Watercolor and gouache by Hugo Simberg, 1896

“Gone outside to garden” is a strangely affecting euphemism for death.

Ghost plants pt 2 :)

if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

He got no horse... but he still got spurs that jingle jangle jingle...

Idk if anyone here has been paying any attention whatsoever to the Drake vs Kendrick beef but I am losing my mind over this comment

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

watching the “i only like rap when it’s 21 pilots or hamilton” website discover kendrick lamar has been insanely funny

As someone who's always sorta liked rap and hip hop but never been fully immersed in it this is like seeing a wizard pull up and go "fire ball haha" and then a second wizard summon a thousand screaming souls to drag the first wizard into the hell dimension. I'm not familiar enough with wizard magic to know how he did it but I just know wizard Kendrick took drake to a place nobody could retrieve him.

HE REALLY WAS CHILLING AT TH3 BEACH THATS HILARIOUS