Good Ol' Fashioned: It's 5 o'clock Somewhere....
Title: Good Ol’ Fashioned
Pairing: Agent Whiskey x reader/you/ “Bitters” “Annie Oakley” (names through Statesmen)
word count: 2400
rating: R for the series to be safe, nobody under 18 please
Warnings: language, Statesman appropriate violence
A/N: LAST SECTION! This was a weird one. When I list them in my head I still don’t think I write “stories” for Whiskey, these feel like snippets. But this snippet was a blast!
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It’s FIVE O CLOCK SOMEWHERE
Eggsy was being escorted to a suspiciously adorable house….
When there was about a half-mile to go to the house a shot hit directly at Eggsy’s toes.
“WHAT THE HELL?!”
Jack took off his hat and waved it, “S’alright sugar!”
Another shot hit an inch from Jack’s boot.
He giggled at it like it was adorable, nodding his head in the direction of the shot, “Love you too."
"Did….she try to shoot you?"
As he put back on his hat he turned to Eggsy, "Ain’t she cute?"
