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killah. quUeEn. gunpowder gelatine. dynamite with a laser beam! guaranteed to blow your miiind.
roger taylor in my right ear:
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Proud eeveelutions!!!
I’m not afraid of the dentist (yet), however I am terrified of even going near the orthodontist. They are the real demons
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today is not my birthday
reblog if your birthday is not today
Not my bday but still loving it
So, would an ace and a pan together be known as a pancake?
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no-strings-puppet
I really don’t feel okay
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no-strings-puppet
I’ve had enough
Honestly that’s the mood of the century...
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someone : you aren’t even trying
me (on the inside) : i am literally trying so fucking hard every single day it’s just that i have severe adhd, depression, and anxiety and i take 0 medication for any of them and i am in the highest level classes with the most ammount of work despite the fact that i can barely remember to brush my teeth and i barely have enough energy to leave my bed and sometimes i feel like i’m gonna throw up or pass out
me out loud : haha yea. i am lazy and an idiot lol
Oh wow it’s me, with my mom!
Today’s tumblr glitch is *spins prize wheel* Uhhhhh everyone posts comments with no text, just 5 empty comments from different blogs one after another attached to every post.
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ncnova-archived-deactivated2019
I will, thank you!!!!!
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hogwartshousesincorrectquotes
awa ewe iwi owo uwu
retired-death-eater
*Looks at you with concern* …..
I am not going to ask questions.
hogwartshousesincorrectquotes
iwi awam reweiwinvewentiwing thewe ewengliwish lawanguwuawage
retired-death-eater
I am disappointed of myself from being able to read it perfectly.
hogwartshousesincorrectquotes
dowo yowouwu meweawan: iwi awam prowouwud owof mysewelf frowom beweing awablewe towo rewead iwit pewerfewectly
atomiccatkawaii
¿Why am I effortlessly able to read this? I’m concerned.
hogwartshousesincorrectquotes
bewecawauwusewe yowouwu, awamowongst sowomewe owothewer huwumawans thawat hawavewe reweblowoggewed thiwis powost, rewegowonisewe thewe Truewe Ewengliwish thawat wewe wewerewe mawadewe towo leweawarn
aphcirclestealsursoulathogwarts
Fiwnwallwwy sowmeowwne owo spweawks lwikwe mwe
hogwartshousesincorrectquotes
hewewwowo
mushrooms-iscat
howoly fuwuck
hogwartshousesincorrectquotes
iwi liwikewe yowouwu
jatel0
For The Masses:
keoooooooo
no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
imaginebackwards
Look at KB coming through
hersheywrites
Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.
Whoop whoop
At the grocery store: ooo look at them plants🌱🌱🌱
Here’s your red onion, mother
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cwunch
Saber tooth tigger bby?!???
idk why i thought this was so funny
Where is this from?!?!??
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dealing with the worst case scenario
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
astrologypixies
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me
Well, this shall be added to my paranoia list