one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

You were like one site off.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸??

i think i might’ve fucked up

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clown to clown communication

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whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

there’s no way that’s real

@pakabear bro i can assure you absolutely every line in this compilation is fucking real and aired on a children’s television show

“Just because I’m a meat head doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist.”

Knuckles my beloved

with the tags and search officially being completely broken on all platforms (no new posts are showing up in them anymore), now feels like a good time to remind everyone that the only way to help creators is to reblog their stuff. even before the tags were busted most people found new creators through their content being rebloged onto their dash, and now, at least for the time being, that will be the Only way to find and spread things.

Fast reblog is a thing, you dont have to leave comments, you dont have to leave tags, just reblog stuff if you want to keep seeing new content being posted to this site.

and as a final note, with this change likes are officially completely pointless for content creators. up till now they served to boost a posts placement in the tag searches (a post tagged #girl with 40 likes would show up higher in the search than a post tagged #girl with only 10 likes,)

Attention Content Creators

There’s a new Situation and because of this Situation I can’t even tag anyone to spread the word. I was recently informed that as of about 18 hrs ago at this point (Jan 1st, 1pm EST) NO NEW POSTS are showing up in ANY tag search on ANY browser/app. I’ve checked this to confirm.

Myself and many others have noticed that posts have been taking a very long time to show up in tags these past fews days (my last post took about 5 hrs). Yesterday around 2pm EST staff reported they were aware of the issue and were working on a fix. This new development appears to have started around 7pm EST, which leads me to believe it’s a result of the “fix” that’s currently in progress. Unfortunately this has made the already bad situation impossibly worse in the meantime.

I have no idea how long this will be an issue but you may want to hold off on posting any new content until it’s sorted out.

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

December 31, 2021: she has joined them in the Force.

#SEONGHWA - lockscreen ˎˊ˗

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

this. this person paraphrased my post-

They call us a hellsite and cringe yet they still use our material. Huh.

Also, the Tiktok version is both less book-accurate, and less funny, going for the low-hanging fruit of “bong-water” and “chungus” instead of the inherent hilarity of “Bongo” and “Dongus”

They used our material and made it worse

Niko!

in lust or love | s.m

synopsis: mingi’s friends are assholes. massive ones for that matter. mingi had just wanted to stay at home and play video games! he had no interest in going to a strip club!

that is, until he see’s you, and ok maybe going to the strip club isn’t that bad…

pairing: mingi x male stripper!reader, sub!mingi x soft dom!reader, service top!mingi x bottom!reader

warnings: afab reader, reader is trans ftm, reader has had top surgery, reader is on testosterone, reader has not had bottom surgery, stripper au, mingi’s POV, the briefest mentions of dick stepping, discussion of sexuality and mingi’s journey with it, mingi is gay, all of ateez are mentioned in some form, light hearted banter, discussion of kinks, teasing, pain kink, praise (giving and receiving), groping, mentions of transphobia, random soft comfort moment, choking, dirty talk, oral (giving and receiving), sir kink, edging, hair pulling kink, vaginal fingering, protected vaginal sex, size kink, happy ending!

word count: 7k

authors note: pls listen to wild side by normani (y/n’s stripper song) and escort by chase atlantic

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

Nice work all

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