Random prompts based on things I've overheard at theatre

- Person A: *trying to bottle flip a traffic cone*

Person B: "You are going to make some girl very happy one day."

- "Did you actually just try to look for the ingredients on a water bottle?"

- "The printer won't work if it smells fear."

- “I’m gonna write a hand puppet opera!”

- “I’m like Tinker Bell, I need attention to live.”

- “I’m gonna shove a cello down your throat.”

- “(name), please tell him his penis is two sizes too small.”

- “Must be a good day to be a trash bag in a tree.”

- “The cute ones are always unstable, just like girls.”

Person A: "We need to get a new angel for the tree."

Person B: "Just put a picture of me up there."

Person C: "Yeah, we can put a stick up your butt."

"You were born royal, but you will die a peasant."

Person A: "Don't lose hope."

Person B: "I thought you were supposed to watch her!"

Person A: "No, I mean hope with a lower case- wait, wHAT-"

Person A works as a barista at a cafe... for vampires. Person B is a human who walks in after getting a recommendation while Person A is on their shift.

Person A: "Hey, I'm still talking to you!"

Person B: "And I'm still ignoring you."

That is very broad, so I will direct you to my favorite website for coming up with names:

fantasynamegenerator.com

This site is literally the best you can find names of species, names for members of a species, town names, country names, you want it, you'll find it.

Nope. Just here on Tumblr :)

Person A: "Your arm just got cut off!"

Person B: "Yep."

Person A: "It's on the floor!"

B: "So it is. Care to pick it up for me?"

A: "What? No way! It's your arm."

Ah, yes, sarcasm. My specialty.

Also, I apologize if this answer took a long time. My notifications haven't been working properly and I've been pretty busy, so I forget to go in and look for asks.

1. "If I fail my calc test because of this assignment, somebody's going to get stabbed in the eye with a pen."

2. "You know, most girls my age are sitting at home watching Netflix and eating ice cream. What am I doing? Sneaking through an old factory in the middle of the night trying to bust up a drug ring. I love life."

3. "Ah, yes, I just love when the bad guy runs away."

4. "If I die, I'm going to come back and haunt the director."

5. Bad guy: "Who are you?"

Character: "Bond. James Bond."

6. "Join our organization, they said. You'll be a great asset, they said. You could be a hero, they said. Bullsh*t."

7. "You know, when I started all of this, I thought I'd be taking down villains and climbing the sides of buildings with cool spy gear. Instead, here I am, tied up and being held at gunpoint with the General's spoiled son. I'm retiring."

8. "I may die, but not without one last sarcastic remark."

Person A: "I can see when and how a person will die."

Person B: "So you know when I'm going to die?"

A: "Yes."

B: "Are you going to tell me?"

A: "If you knew how you were going to die, then it would change how you were going to die. It would cause you to change the actions that would lead up to the original death, thus causing a different death. It could change your entire destiny, or even the fate of the world."

B: "..."

A: "Plus, all that space-time continuum rearranging would give me a massive headache. So no."

Person A stared at the sky. Person B was busy with something else nearby.

"A storm is coming," said A.

B frowned. "What are you talking about? There's not a cloud in the sky."

Fear flashed through A's eyes as they looked at B and repeated, "A storm. Is. Coming."