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Cruelty is a gift humanity has given itself.

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Here we are, bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.
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“Will, you got another one.”

Will looked up to see Beverly, his best friend of ten years and co-owner in Graham Landscapes, holding a box labeled “Unique Deliciousness” and blushed as she set it on his desk.

“I’m not opening it.”

She grinned. “He took the time to make you a sexy cookie, or maybe even a cake. You’d better open it so I can eat it like the other ones while I laugh at how uncomfortable you are.”

Unique Deliciousness was and had been the bane of his existence for the last few months. The owner, Hannibal Lecter, had developed something of a crush on him the day he opened up the sexy bakery/sex shop next door and despite Will’s obvious annoyance sent him sexy pastries once a week.

Mostly because when he’d first opened up there was no bakery part of Unique Deliciousness and Will had been so angry getting sex toys as presents that Lecter inexplicably started baking him ass cakes and cookies shaped like cocks.

Hannibal wasn’t subtle, not even a little, and no matter how many times Will said he wasn’t interested he persisted.

Will’s cheeks burned as he opened the pink box and was surprised to see what was inside.

A cookie shaped like a heart with his name on it, beautifully scrawled, and as Will lifted the sweet into his hands he smiled.

“Boring,” Bev sighed, “Just let me—“

He pulled the cookie to his chest. “No! I…I want this one.”

Bev grinned. “Oh?”

“I just…it’s…”

“Did all the cock cookies and butt cakes finally wear you down?”

Will blushed. “Shut up.”

She shook her head. “Nope, not gonna happen. I’ve been desperately hoping for this day for almost four months. Poor Hannibal is so goddamn thirsty every time he sees you I started bringing him coffee in the morning to quench his thirst. Poor thing didn’t quite believe me that the sexy cakes weren’t your thing.”

He blinked. “Wait, what?”

She leaned against his desk. “So I told him to try something else. Looks like he finally listened.”

Will suddenly felt weird. “So you put him up to this?”

“No, no! Don’t you dare backslide into loneliness again, Graham! I told him to be more subtle weeks ago. I didn’t make him give you that.”

He looked at the cookie in his hands. “Oh.”

“You like him, Will. We all know you do. You hardly ever say two words to anyone and just yesterday you bickered with him for almost an hour about serial killers.”

He blushed. “I…I just think the western world idolizes them too much and the mov—-”

Bev put her hands on the table hard. “No. You’re not changing the subject. You might’ve hated him when this all began but you like him. Now eat your pretty cookie and go next door to tell him that while I talk to the hot widow that he sent over here who wants to completely redo her entire backyard.”

Will bit into the cookie and moaned. “Fuck that’s good.”

“It better be,” she joked, “That cookie is made with weeks worth of sexual frustration and pining. Who knows how long Hannibal spent perfecting the taste.”

Will looked down at the cookie again.

“He’s way out of my league. I don’t even understand why he…”

“Newsflash, Will. You’re hot. I know you don’t believe that but you are. Now…what’re you gonna do?”

He looked at her. “I don’t know.”

She sighed. “Yes, you do.”

Will took another bite. The sweet flavor made his tastebuds sing. He closed his eyes and tried to calm down his heart as it beat wildly in his chest. 

“Will….” 

He opened his eyes again slowly and smiled at her. “If you’re about to say I told you so…” 

She grabbed his arm and leaned in smiling. “I told you so,” she said, “But I also told you from the very first sex toy that this one’s a keeper. Go get your man.” 

Will took a deep breath and let it out slowly. “I…I want to do something first. You know that little bush he keeps outside his store? I….can you keep him occcupied for a while?” 

Bev grinned, let go of his arm, and saluted. “I’m on it, Boss.” 

He watched her go and still didn’t feel all the ready for this. 

Hannibal was…a lot. He wouldn’t fit all that easily into Will’s life, and this whole thing could blow up in both their faces, but as he looked at the half eaten cookie in his hand he knew that it was more than a crush. 

No one would spend months trying to woo someone with sexy pastries and sex toys for a crush. You didn’t even do that for just a quick roll in the hay. He opened his desk drawer and blushed at the pile of note cards he’d kept for what felt like forever. 

Will had every single card Hannibal had put in with his “gifts” and as he looked into the box he realised that this was the only one that didn’t come with a salacious note. 

He let out a long breath. 

“Okay.” 

The tools he needed wouldn’t be far, and it shouldn’t take too long. 

He could do this. 

He grabbed his shears, both sizes, and headed outside. The round bush that Hannibal kept in front of his place seemed like a beacon to Will as he made his way toward the little thing. He put the small shears down and began to trim. 

The process wouldn’t take too long, all he needed was to— 

“Will?” 

Will dropped his shears, startled, and glared at Bev who stood behind Hannibal in the store doorway. She held up her hands, looking apologetic. 

“I…” 

“What are you doing?” 

He blushed. “I was…responding to your…cookie.” 

Hannibal frowned, stepping back, and stared at the half made heart Will had begun. “You…you’re making a heart?” 

He felt like his face was on fire. “Um…yeah.” 

Hannibal’s smile made Will’s heart beat faster. “I see,” he said, looking at the bush again, “May I watch?” 

Will nodded. 

He spent the next half hour painstakingly making the heart, and neither of them noticed when Bev left. Will had a thin sheen of sweat on his brow by the time he finished, and when he felt Hannibal’s hand on his shoulder he shivered. 

“It’s beautiful.” 

“Thanks,” he said, suddenly nervous, “I…I liked the cookie.” 

“I can tell.” 

“Hannibal, I—” he began, turning, but was cut off by Hannibal’s mouth touching his. 

The feeling of Hannibal’s lips on his own made Will moan and pull him closer. 

This was what they should’ve been doing for months. 

How stupid had he been? 

Will fought to catch his breath when they parted, smiling as he stared into Hannibal’s eyes, and the surprised sweetness he’d seen before was now replaced by the lust he’d seen since the minute they’d met. 

“I apologize for my fumbled pursuit of your favor,” Hannibal said, reaching out to touch Wil’s cheek, “I must confess I’ve never felt such an immediate attraction and sending the sex toys seemed appropriate at the time. I had plenty of them, and…” 

Will kissed him again, pulling on the red sweater he wore, and when they broke for breath again he felt Hannibal’s hardness against his thigh. “I…I kept them,” he confessed, cheeks flushed, “I kept all of them…and every time I use them I think of you. Hannibal—” 

Hannibal turned and pushed Will against the wall outside his store, growling as he kissed him again. Will was shaking, desperate for more,and knew if they continued he’d cum in his pants like a teenager. 

Someone cleared their throat and they broke apart, gasping for breath. 

Bev was leaning against the heart bush’s flowerpot, her smile so wide Will knew he’d hear about this for the rest of his life. “Unless you boys are cool with being arrested for public indecency, I think you’d best continue this inside. I’m sure Hannibal’s got…plenty…of things in there to last the rest of the afternoon and maybe into tonight. And I’ve cleared your schedule, Will. No need to thank me.” 

Will blushed, burying his face into Hannibal’s neck. 

“Thank you, Beverly,” Hannibal purred, “We will do just that.” 

“Erase any pictures you have on your phone,” Will mumbled, “Or I’m not gonna invite you to the wedding.” 

Bev let out a chuckle and held up her phone. “Wedding bells, already? I’ll sacrifice my invite in order to keep this day immortalized on my phone. Have a good time, Will.” 

She winked. 

He let out a breath against Hannibal’s neck. “That was humiliating.” 

“Was it?” 

Will lifted his head. “I…” 

Hannibal’s fingers brushed along Will’s lips. “Would you be…inclined…so spend the afternoon with me, Will?” 

Will licked at his finger. “Yes,” he whispered, “I…fuck yes.” 

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I wrote this as a flash fic for @shoegazerx last night and she wants me to share it, so here it is. Happy early Easter! lol. 

There was a bunny stealing his underwear. Nigel had lost fourteen pairs already, good shit that he paid more than he should have for. But somehow the moment he turned his back, the bunny would strike. He had no idea how it got inside or took from his wash. Until one night he forgot his goddamn keys and climbed inside the apartment window instead of the door.

He climbed inside, his foot hitting the bottom of the window and fell face first onto a body. A very bunny smelling body. The little bunny looked surprised to see him, eyes wide as saucers while his nose twitched. Nigel stared, blinking at his bunny thief. “Hello gorgeous,” he purred, his fangs prominent as he touched the bunny’s cheek. A blush colored the blue eyed bunny’s face but he did not move. “You aren’t angry.” Nigel wiggled, his smile widening. “It’s been a shit time darling, not gonna lie, but this is quite a lucky compensation.”

The bunny moved, lifting his hips and rubbing Nigel’s cock against his own. “Are you aroused?” Nigel leaned in to lick his cheek, nuzzling after, “Yes, bunny,” he growled, “As are you.”

“Adam,” the bunny sniffed, rearing up and running his nose along Nigel’s neck, “I am a rabbit, not a bunny. You wouldn’t want me to call you puppy.” Nigel laughed, hand running down Adam’s neck, “Are you going to let me fuck you Rabbit?”

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MY BUNNY! 

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Hannigram AU: The Lost Wolf

Will Graham is perfectly fine being a pet.

 He’s lived the last few years of his life as one, adopted by his owner when he was fifteen and hiding in wolf form. There is no reason left to pretend at being human, not until he smells Hannibal Lecter for the first time.

 Hannibal is perfectly fine being alone.

 His wolf form is exclusively for nights of the full moon, staring up at the light of it and howling out his grief for a lost pack he has no need to remake. That is until he sees the young wolf on a leash.

 The smell is hard to mistake even after having not experienced it in so long. The wolf’s human apologizes when Hannibal’s jacket is pulled in a rough tug between the pup’s teeth, eyes searching him in surprise as he pets over the wolf’s muzzle before leaving.

 The first time Hannibal smells the wolf again is less than two hours later, a faint scent through his open window as he’s drawing. He looks up and sees movement out of the corner of his eye, standing and walking towards the window only to watch the trees move as if they’ve just been ran through.

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Hannigram AU: The Gambler & The Black Jack Dealer

Will Graham knows nothing about cards. Nothing. He works at a casino because he lives in Las Vegas and it was just the easiest place to find a job. He deals out cards nightly to high rollers and desperate people on their last few chips, struggling to make something out of nothing. The day shift is always the quietest, no one yells at him when they lose and if he’s lucky to get a chip thrown his way he considers it a good working day.

Then they put him on the night shift. The night shift is full of assholes and guys and girls throwing their weight around, trying to flirt their way into Will’s pants. He ignores them all until he meets Hannibal Lecter.

Hannibal appears in a dramatic fashion, stopping a rather ardent admirer who won’t stop saying rather nasty things to Will in between hands and actually goes to lean across the table when a hand appears out of nowhere, pulling the asshole down and growling, “Leave.”

The man runs off, leaving his chips and when Will sees his savior he blushes. The man is dressed rather casually but exudes power, he doesn’t have to show off his reach but he could. Will knows he could.

“Are you all right?”

Will nods and the stranger sits, several of the other people at the table looking at him. He takes the man’s chips and pushes them to Will.

“I believe he left you a tip,” the stranger said smiling.

Will took them and mumbled a thank you, dealing out the cards and trying not to stare at his apparent protector.

After an hour goes by and the man is the only one at the table who never leaves and also never loses, Will waits till they are alone to speak.

“Thank you for earlier, I get that a lot but they usually stop when I ignore them.”

The man smiles. “No need, Will.”

Will blushes at the use of his name, dealing the cards and asking, “Well since you know my name is it weird to ask yours?”

“Hannibal Lecter.”

Hannibal. The name suits him, fits him like no other Will could imagine.

“You’re on a streak tonight, sir. I’ve never seen someone win for so long at the same table without being asked to move on.”

Hannibal smiles and confesses, “It pays to own the casino in question doesn’t it?”

Will’s eyes widen. He’s worked here this long and never known the name of his boss?

“I apologize sir, I’m sorry you had to…”

Hannibal lays a hand on Will’s own and says softly, “Hannibal, you will call me Hannibal and I am not at all sorry. Now I know who needs closer watch.”

Will was unsure if he meant Will or the gambler he’d run off.

“Why are you even here?” Will blurts out, making Hannibal laugh.

“I enjoy games of chance, Will. Do you?”

Will shook his head. “I’m not a gambler. Never a reason to take chances like that, not knowing the outcome.”

Hannibal moved his hand over Will’s, rubbing slowly. Will could feel his blush but didn’t move away.

“Let us test that theory, Will,” Hannibal purs, “High card wins. If I win you go to dinner with me, if you do I will give you all I have won at your table this evening.”

Will let out a breath. “I couldn’t take…”

Hannibal squeezes his hand and whisperers, “You can and you will. Deal us in.”

Will nods and deals them each one card. Will turns his over. A King. He tries not to feel disappointed and says, “King.”

Hannibal stares at his card and says, “A hard card to best.”

Will nods and waits for him to turn his. When he does Will has to bite his lip to keep from shouting out loud.

“Ace.”

Will smiles and says, “I guess you won, Hannibal.”

Hannibal takes his hand to his lips and whispers, “We both did, sweet Will. Let us depart.”

Will frowns. “I still have a few hours left in my…”

Someone appears at Will’s shoulder to take his place and Will shakes his head, smiling. “Nevermind.”

Hannibal does not let go of his hand as they leave the casino floor and Will doesn’t think he wants to ever let go of him ever again.

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Hannigram AU: Cinderella

Will Graham lives in hell. His father is dead and everyone else hates him in his home. His stepmother Bedelia hates him and makes Will clean the house, eating scraps and waiting on her and his stepbrothers Brian and James.

The only good thing in Will’s life is hunting. He takes his horse Winston out every morning and hunts, bringing back deer for the others. He loves it, savors the feel of letting loose the arrow as it flies towards his kill.

Hannibal Lecter is a man on a mission. His father and advisors demand a marriage that he detests the idea of but knows must be done based on his father’s fast approaching age. All the females and males in the kingdom bother him, he has no use for being blindly adored.

So he hunts. The guards he allows with him are few and he loves to hunt deer though if he had his way the prey would be on two feet. On one such hunt he sees a vision covered in blood cutting into a large kill and he fails to introduce himself though it is clear this beautiful boy is not Royal. When they part Hannibal returns home to announce he will find a partner at a ball as long as the entire kingdom is invited.

Will knows he will not be allowed to go to the ball so he never asks though part of him wonders if the ruby eyed man will be there. When his fairy godmother Beverly appears and grants him everything he wishes for he just hopes the Prince is worth all this.

He walked inside feeling immensely self conscious, knowing all eyes were on him but unable to stop himself from moving. There was no way he wouldn’t at least attempt to speak to the prince though with a thousand other people seeking his attention Will didn’t expect to get anywhere near him.

After an hour he never even saw anyone remotely looking like a Prince and he sighed before walking out to the balcony. There were only a few hours left in the spell, he knew, and there was no Prince to speak to. What a waste.

“You will catch cold out here without a proper jacket,” came a familiar purr making him turn.

It was the man he’d met in the woods who complimented his skill with a blade.

“You’re here.”

The man smiled, reaching out and taking Will’s hand bringing it to his lips.

“I am Prince Hannibal Lecter, and you are?”

Will’s eyes widened. “I…”

The Prince smiled, bowing to him.

“Please. I would prefer to know the name of the man I’m about to dance with.”

Will laughed. “Will. I’m Will.”

“Well then Will, would you care to dance?”

Will nodded and was pulled tight into the Prince’s arms. They swayed and Will confessed, “I had no idea you were him. The Prince.”

Hannibal whispered in his ear, “I know. Let us speak of other things, beautiful Will. Are you as skilled a dancer as you are a hunter?”

Will shook his head. “I’ve never danced before, you’re the first.”

Hannibal twirled them easily and said, “Let us hope I am the last.”

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Chapters: 2/4 Fandom: Adam (2009), Charlie Countryman (2013), Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom, Spacedogs - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Nigel (Charlie Countryman)/Adam Raki Characters: Nigel (Charlie Countryman), Adam Raki Additional Tags: Nigel is a hero, Smitten Nigel, Blunt Adam, Mugging, Bullying, Adam is confused, Nigel is not at all confused, First Time, Boys Kissing, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Nigel is overwhelmed, Macaroni & Cheese, Dating Advice, Power Bottom Adam

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“Why don’t you pick on someone your own fucking size,” Nigel said, and spat the remains of his cigarette at the guy’s feet before his head made a quick turn to Adam.

Dark amber eyes met Adam’s, who was still against the wall fighting for every breath, and their gaze met and held for a lasting second.

“Oh. Well… I guess you did do that.”

Attacked by a mugger on his way home from work, Adam Raki is saved by a man with a scar in the shape of a star on his forehead.

This won’t be the last time Adam is in need of his hero’s help…

 …or company.

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         “You make everything sound so clinical.”

         “It is clinical. The same principles can be applied to people.”

         Will began to absently stroke the skin above his boxers, he was feeling overheated even without the extra layer. “So…what? If I made you happy, you’d give me a belly rub?”

         “If that’s what you wanted.” Will’s breath caught at the low tone in Hannibal’s voice.

         His fingers began tracing the waistband of his boxers. “And if it wasn’t?”

         “I’d ascertain what treats you do like.” Hannibal’s voice curled in Will’s ear. He could almost feel the doctor’s breath against his hair. “Humans respond to a multitude of positive rewards.”

         “Oh?” Will’s voice was breathy in his own ears. He cleared his throat.

         “A beautiful meal, for instance, could be viewed as a reward for certain people.” Hannibal hummed, the noise made Will tremble slightly, his legs parting as he settled into the mattress. “Some may simply wish for verbal praise. To be told how deeply and profoundly happy their actions have made me.”

         Will’s eyes slipped closed. The idea of that praise, of genuinely surprising and pleasing Hannibal, left a glow deep in the pit of his stomach. “Some people want to be called a good boy?”

         “Indeed.” Hannibal’s voice was lower again, it washed over Will in waves. “Something as simple as You’re so good for me, darling boy might be enough to activate pleasure centers in the brain for some.”

         Will rolled, pressing his legs together as he held the phone closer to his ear. He was getting hard, and he wondered if somehow, Hannibal could scent it through the phone. “And if they want more?”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hannibal (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham & Hannibal Lecter Characters: Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham Additional Tags: Will is hazy from the anesthetics after surgery, Embarrassing babbling, Amused Hannibal, High Will Graham, Embarrassed Will, Surgeon Hannibal, Post S03E 13 TWOTL, Sharing a Bed, High Hannibal Lecter, Will is amused, Hannibal is in love, Will is grumpy, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Fluff and Crack

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Hazy from anesthetics for an ankle surgery, Will exposes a lot more of his conflicted feelings for Hannibal than he wanted to.

“I ddon’t likke youu.”

Hannibal froze as the words hit the back of his head, and the dirty scalpel fell from his hands into the sink, disappearing beneath pink foam.

Soiled water and soap splattered on his hands and arms, as he turned towards the double bed on the other side of the room.

“Yeaaah, youu.” A weak, woozy finger pointed straight at him. “Youu!” Hazy blue eyes with widened, black pupils stared cloudily but fiercely at him as a deep frown folded the forehead beneath bouncy curls.

“I ddon’t likke youu.”

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         How does one walk seven dogs without breaking a leg?

         Will snuggled into the scratchy sheets of the motel bed and grinned at his phone, suddenly very warm. He could almost hear the voice echoing behind him in the cocoon of blankets.

         They’re just dogs, Hannibal.

         Will rolled his shoulders letting pleasure surge through him when his phone rang a few seconds later.

         “Hello?” Will tried to keep the smile from his voice.

         “Do you always throw a man’s shortcomings in his face, Will?”

         “That’s the way of the world, I’m afraid.”

         “Not with me.”

         “No, I imagine it’s always a great surprise to you when someone finds one of your shortcomings.”

         “You seem to find them all.”

         “That’s because I know where to look.”

         “What a horrible thing it is, to be seen so completely.”

         Will hummed. “Is it?”

         “Only if it’s followed by rejection, I suppose.”

         “Love you, love your faults?”

         “No one can be fully aware of another human being unless we love them. By that love, we see potential in our beloved. Through that love, we allow our beloved to see their potential.”

         “So, if I see you as a shitty dog walker, it’s OK, as long as I believe you can become a better one?”

         “I shall live in hope.”

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         Will woke up to the sound of a text alert. He’d slept fitfully, kicking the covers off of himself and then shivering for hours. He groaned. Fuck Jack if he thought Will was going to talk to him before 9am.

         Does Max have a dairy sensitivity?

         Will blinked at the message. Then blinked again. He pulled up Hannibal’s text and stared at it, willing to make the words make sense.

         What?

         The message was immediately seen and Will watched as three little dots began milling on his screen.

         I’m trying to determine if Max has an allergy I was unaware of or if he did not like the texture of my panna cotta.

         Will hit call on his phone. The first thing he heard was a cacophony of barking.

         “Good morning W-”

         “Are you trying to poison my dogs?”

         “No, I was attempting to reward him for being the only dog who relieved himself in a timely fashion on our walk.”

         “Walk?” Will sat up. “You took all seven on a walk.”

         “If I’m being honest, it was more of a drag…I think Enzo can repair my trousers, though, and all of the bleeding was mild.”

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Hannigram AU: The Bartender & The Barfly

The bar was nearly empty and Will was thankful that finally he could hear himself think. He had taken the Christmas shift again this year since all the lonely drinkers seemed to come out wanting a sympathetic ear and always had very generous wallets.

There was an hour left before close and nearing two a.m. when he walked in, a Santa hat askew on his head and a confident swagger in his step.

“A glass of red burgundy, please.”

Will blinked. The bottle had been a running joke since he’d worked here. No one would ever order it but it had been here since its opening or so he’d been told.

“Um…we only sell that by the bottle.”

The man smiled and said, “Then give me the bottle.”

Will frowned. “It’s $15,000.”

The man took out his wallet and handed Will a credit card. He looked at the name: Hannibal Lecter. He put it through and it instantly was approved. He uncorked the bottle and poured it into a wine glass. “Kind of an expensive Christmas present to yourself, Hannibal.”

Hannibal laughed, taking the glass and sipping it slowly. “I have no one else to buy for, “he eyed Will’s name tag,“Will.”

“No girlfriend? Boyfriend? Family?”

Hannibal shook his head. “It is just myself and no one else.”

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Fic Summary: On summer vacation with Hannibal, Will acts on the spur of the moment and makes a life-changing decision. Not everyone is going to approve but that’s only the start of Will’s problems - how much does he really know about Hannibal and will he live to regret loving him?
Set in an AU where Will is a young genderfluid student who began dating Hannibal after they met as part of his studies.

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This is so astonishingly gorgeous I’m having heart palpitations!

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If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

I’ve watched this about 20 times on loop and it’s improved my mood by about 784%!

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Coming 15 June! An Omegaverse Hannigram fic, set in S2 and beginning with Will and Hannibal’s Yakimono kitchen confrontation. Will is an Omega, tortured and confused by the fact that he desires Hannibal, who is (apart from everything else) a Beta. This fic is about what happens next, so it’s canon divergence A/B/O style! Written for the @hannigram-a-b-o-library A/B/O Big Bang in collaboration with the wonderfully talented @maydei!

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