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Batman just casually watching his ex in the background and contemplating how he and Selina are on a break again and maybe Talia might pour him a drink so that they can "talk."

#Swinging with Selina was fine. Lois was cool with it. But Talia's...She's tried stealing my wife before#so has Selina#Talia's kidnapped all of us. she out thinks Brainiac and Luthor as a hobby.#Yeah. she's a little extra. But she's really into bats.#She eats Durian fruit in public as a power move.#Durian fruit is exclusively pollinated by bats.#exactly#talia al ghul#batman/superman#batman#bruce wayne#what's this I see? the good ship Brutalia rising from its grave#Talia al Ghul being illustrated as a real woman complete with muscles and asymmetrical breasts is my favorite thing#Clark Kent does not approve of her lack of underwear or bra#Batman and Vandal Savage do approve of the lack of foundation garments#So. Detective. is this when I get to say I told you so? Remember when you gave me your sword for a favor and I asked if you were sure?#Clark's all#Bruce#Clark
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Reasons why Batman is sad while riding a unicorn: -Alfred won't let him keep it *But if he could convince Damian to say the unicorn is his Alfred will say yes *What if the unicorn likes Damian more than him? -Do unicorns really poop rainbows? He has only just gotten people to forget about his rainbow uniform -Pink clashes with red. He can't dress it up and call it Robin -Horses and other prey animals fear Selina and die around her *Batcow won't even come inside if Selina is around -Batcow might not like Biscuits. A cow vs unicorn battle would terrible *What if they become chums and go adventuring together without him? -Biscuits will die or leave him just like everyone else -He can't keep the entire herd -Biscuits isn't black and doesn't match his aesthetics -Unicorns are associated with virgins. People already think he's trying too hard to compensate. The whole Catwoman relationship and disavowing sex with Talia thing and crying rape has only made it worse, especially since Talia's started telling everyone that he couldn't get it up without being drugged -What do unicorns even eat? -Just like everyone else, Biscuits will meet Dick and love him more -Two dragons, two dogs, a cow, a cat, and assorted teenagers (Damian is a teenager right? Why does he keep aging when none of the others do? It's so confusing.) is already too much according to Alfred -Damian isn't going to agree to pretend the unicorn was his idea, is he? -What if Damian takes off on a year long trip with girls and the unicorn and rarely calls again? Would Biscuits really do that to him? All the other animals do. He has no idea where Batcow and Titus are most days. They're more feared urban legends than he ever was -Batunicorn is a great idea no matter what anyone thinks

#bruce has issues#bruce wayne#Batman#Trinity 2016#Batman will be sad no matter what#damian wayne#Damian would say yes#but wouldn't allow Bruce to dress it up#he keeps vetoing Batcow's cape#that's canon#actually canon#notice how she lost her cape when he returned from the dead#sad Batman on a unicorn#I love how it just keeps popping up that if there's a unicorn Batman will ride it#he did name it Biscuits in the issue
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As of right now, there are only 35 Ra's/Bruce stories on AO3, and they're all Nolanverse. :'( *Over 30 species are confirmed displaying regular homosexual behavior, including oral and anal sex. Plus all 1100+ species are critical for environmental health. No wonder Batman makes Ra's hot and bothered.

#ra's al ghul#Bruce Wayne#and everyone thinks Talia al Ghul is the stalker#girl is the beard and she knows it#well she's the beard up until her dad steals her body to seduce Bruce 🤔#the Joker and Ra's share the same obsession :D#flaming gays#contrary to what you might hear bats are not the gayest animals#sheep elephants and giraffes are all significantly more prone to homosexuality than bats#the things you learn in college#oddly I don't think this is the gayest Ra's/Bat interaction#primarily because two issues earlier in the story Talia was implied to have given Bruce head if not full on sex
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afaeria

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

THIS POST IS SCEDULED TO GO UP ONCE AN HOUR ON THIS BLOG UNTIL 24 HOURS SINCE THE FIRST POST BECAUSE IT’S THAT IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE SEES IT!

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anti-pedo-patrol

FOR MY FOLLOWERS!!!!

Stay safe everyone!!

-A
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writing-prompt-s

This is one of the reasons why I always reblog this post on VPNs

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the-mad-duchess

Don’t just accept the new Terms of Service

Tumblr’s at it again, thanks to the new European Privacy Laws. There’s probably nobody who will read this, but it pissed me off so much that I decided to make a post about it. (Ignore the weird language mish-mash, depending on your country the language might differ.)

OK, so many of us get this screen when we try to access our dash:

Realise how the ‘OK’ button is a nice, attention-grabbing blue? If you’re like me, you’re not exactly into reading a 100 pages document and tend to just click it.

My tip? DONT. Instead click on ‘Manage Options’ right next to it:

Now you’ll see this page:

Still pretty harmless, right? That ‘Accept’ button is looking really attractive right now. Instead, click on Verwalten (Probably something like ‘Manage Options’ or something in english) and you’ll get to this page:

Now that’s not too bad, right? I just switched all the buttons to ‘off’, because I’m jealously guarding my personal information and don’t want Tumblr to go off and do who knows what with it. Looks like we’re done! But wait: There’s a SHOW option.

When we click on that one, what we will get is this:

A HUGE list with OVER 300 ENTRIES of companies that can use your data by default if you’d just clicked ‘OK’ on that very first page. Coincidence that this list is hidden that much? Me thinks not. They’re all switched on by default, but I am still a petty bitch that doesn’t want to give out her data, so I switched them all off. All 300+ of them. There is no option to switch them all off at once, and even if you disable all the options above, the companies are still switched on.

(If you wonder how i got that number, I copied the list into excel and looked at the cell number. No way am I actually counting all those entries)

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expatgirl

I too, am a petty bitch who unticked every single one.

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Brown eyed, unshaven, thirty something Jason Todd is the Jason Todd we deserve and need.

#Jason Todd#Red Hood#hot damn#officially the sexiest adult Robin#Jason Todd was a good Robin#mother panic a.d.#where they aren't afraid to show us what should be#seriously though#he's literally the only one who is hotter than Bruce in all the ten years later we see#aside from Ibn in Kingdom come and some Damian's Jason is the only one to turn into a total DILF#and if he isn't a DILF then I'm sure every female would be happy to make him one#and why the hell doesn't he have brown eyes?#both Tim and Jason have brown eyed parents#of all the Robins#Tim and Jason should be brown eyed
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llivsonn

Christopher Priest has said that he doesn’t know who will end up as Damian Wayne’s father by the end of the Deathstroke vs Batman arc. When he announced this at C2E2, he also asked the crowd who they thought it should be. Apparently 80% cheered for Deathstroke. Who were these people?? I don’t know any dc fans who actually want this change, but thanks to those 80% Priest now thinks we do. Please sign this petition at https://www.change.org/p/dc-fans-don-t-let-christopher-priest-write-deathstroke-as-damian-wayne-s-father to show him we don’t!

#Deathstroke#Damian Wayne#slade Wilson#Bruce Wayne#batman#Robin#sign one#sign both#psa
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Got questions about a comic character's religion?
www.comicbookreligion.com

I’m so embarrassed, I commented on someone’s question that Bruce Wayne was Catholic when I know better. He’s Episcopalian. There’s no way a Catholic family could rise to the position of power that his has over centuries. However, Talia being Muslim depends on the writer. The novelization of “The Kingdom” has her telling Bruce she’s “Muslim, I suppose, if anything, but I’m flexible.” Although she’s also a nun, which is weird. Islam doesn’t have a tradition of nuns so…yeah.

That’s what one gets for commenting without researching. Luckily, for any comic character’s religion question there’s a reliable website run by diehard, read everything, the editors and professional writers ask them sort of geeks. I’m not affiliated with them, but I do love perusing it. I was going to quibble about environmentalism being a religion and then remembered that I’ve met monkey wrenches and other die hard environmental terrorists, and have an essay I’m tightening up on Ra’s al Ghul and environmentalism. It’s a religion. A mighty fine one that allows other beliefs.

#Damian Wayne#Bruce Wayne#Talia al Ghul#Ra's al Ghul#it needs updating but it's still accurate#I can't believe I said Bruce was Catholic#I know history#I know better#I'm sorry
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