Mariale-stuff

Duo: Maybe he’s born with it, or maybe it’s because of his training

Wufei:

Wufei: When I said “what’s wrong with Yuy?” I meant, “Why is he suddenly so reckless?”

Trowa: “Suddenly”??

[undercover at a boarding school]

Relena: Do you know that there’s a rumor going around about you two?

Heero: What?

Duo: Oh, that one about how we’re gay for each other? Listen, we’re not but if there was a guy I’d date it would be Heero.

Heero: …

Relena: How do you feel about that, Heero?

Heero: …it’s not helping with the rumors.

Relena: I think that kiss you guys shared at my birthday party isn’t helping with the rumors.

Duo: Yeah, I just hate that he didn’t give me enough tongue!

Heero: Duo.

Duo: What the fuck is a fax machine???

Trowa: Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone

Heero: I’m going to die on this mission

Quatre: Think positively!

Heero: Quickly and painlessly

[texting]

Quatre: hey wyd

Heero: in bed crying

Heero: *CHILLING

Heero: that was autocorrect I swear

Heero: I’M NOT PICKING UP YOUR CALLS WE’RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

[sharing a safehouse]

Duo: I’m going out

Quatre: Take Heero with you

Duo: I swear you’ve assigned him to me like some sort of service dog or something

Heero, to the other Gundam pilots and Relena: The way you guys treat me, it’s like you don’t even care I carry a gun around

Duo: What are your pronouns?

Trowa: Why? What are you saying about me?

Heero: You guys were never disciplined with a knife?

the other Gundam Pilots:

Heero: …I’m going to text Doctor J, he has some explaining to do

Duo: You still single?

Wufei: Yes

Duo: Not surprised

Dorothy, about Heero: “I can fix him” Miss Relena, he’s got 4 other people trying to fix him

Dorothy: You look like a construction crew

Heero: You want me to have friends? The thing that killed Julius Caesar??

Quatre: I’m so glad we’re all getting along now

Duo: Uh, Heero and Wufei are not getting along

Quatre: They’re not trying to kill each other

Duo: …You have a point

Dorothy: I’ve been described as a “heartless villain” and “sadistic bitch”

Dorothy: But I prefer “has alternative ways of having fun”

Wufei: …and that’s the plan. Thoughts?

Heero: I think that’s a great plan.

Wufei: I’m changing the plan.

Trowa: I would survive a Russian sleep experiment.

Wufei: …Elaborate.

Trowa: No.