Bonny, Blithe, Good, and Gay

the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list

girls when they dont have an outfit thats mega cute but also casual but weather appropriate but suitable for when you go inside and its warm and comfortable and but also a little special

Only good thing about Christmas time is I get to hear carol of the bells all the time but the bad part is I have to act normal like that song doesn’t go hard as fuck

Every other Christmas song is like la la la I love you christmassss or oh jesussss I love youuu meanwhile carol of the bells is like fire shooting out of a flaming skull but it’s like in a snow globe it’s like a fucking boss track

their aa1 dynamic is everything to me

“everything will be okay”: shallow and dismissive comfort that establishes impossible goal an indefinite future away

“in two weeks you will have different problems”: so true bestie the human experience

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

stubbed my toe and accidentally did enough damage to launch myself into phase two where I have a more agile moveset but an unmistakable air of sorrow

i have never ordered the chocolate croissant from starbucks because it looks like it has feelings

that’s a bug

my problem is that i dont want to be a professional artist but i also have never wanted to do anything but be an artist

wanna get sponsored by a lord so I can live on one of their many sprawling estates and make funny little paintings until I die of consumption

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

Op how could you forget this

goncharov fanfiction isnt even fanfiction you are just writing fiction you have been tricked into writing stories

my roommate adopted a cat but didn’t tell any of us,,