lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

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I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room

Anon feels like getting their first period was almost traumatic because of how deeply ashamed they felt about it, even though everything about it was normal and they knew it would happen.

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I was absolutely horrified because we hadn’t had the period talk in school yet and I thought I was dying. I was just barely 10 years old at the time. Woke my grandma up at like 3am crying because I went to pee and I was bleeding but nothing felt like it hurt. Absolutely terrifying time but my grandma sat me down and explained what was happening and told me about how her dad was the one that handled her first period. He showed her how to use this crazy ass block and strap contraption that was pads back then. It was embarrassing for sure and I did get made fun of by other students both boys and girls the only time I ever dropped a pad out of my backpack in school that next school year

Enji after discovering Dabi is Touya: “No piercings allowed in this household.”

Touya: “Bet.”

The next day.

Enji walking into the house to see Touya piercing Natsuo’s tongue.

Enji: “What do you think you’re doing?”

Touya: “Pissing you off.”

Enji: “That would be an understatement!”

Shoto, with a pierced ear: “We’re finally spending time together as siblings.”

Enji: “Take that out right now.”

Touya, still piercing Natsuo’s tongue: “If he takes it out it’ll risk infection.”

Natsuo: “Yeah, it’ll risk infection— ow, fuck—“

Touya: “Quit moving, dumbass.”

Enji, turning to Fuyumi: “Can you believe this?”

Fuyumi, holding her hand over her nose: “I tried to stop them.”

Enji: “… Move your hand.”

Fuyumi, putting her hand down to reveal a nose ring.

Enji: “Oh my God— is there anyone you haven’t corrupted???”

Touya: “I could ask you the same.”

Rei, walking into the room: “Enji, let the kids have their fun.”

Enji: “Please tell me you didn’t participate.”

Rei: “Of course not. I’m not interested in piercings.”

Enji gives a sigh of relief.

Rei, rolling up her sleeve: “Touya did give me this neat tattoo, though—“

Enji, silently walking to his office and shutting the door.

Rei, giggling: “So when do we tell him they’re all fake?”

Touya: “He’ll figure it out eventually. Let him suffer for a bit.”

Natsuo: “WAIT, THEIR PIERCINGS ARE FAKE? OW—“

Touya: “I said quit moving.”

find you a girl that smiles the moment your hand wraps around her neck

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

I wish to be that mouse

this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking

TW: suggestive nsfw

gn reader

Thinking about how you and your delinquent childhood friend couldn’t be any different, yet you never seem to grow apart…

You’re fresh out of the shower, feeling toasty with a fluffy towel wrapped around your hair – another around your body.

You’re ready to lie down in bed and enjoy the rest of your Saturday night with a cup of tea while catching up with the new releases of that show you’ve been meaning to watch before the spoilers reach you.

The clock ticks about midnight, but it doesn’t really matter because you have the entire Sunday morning to sleep in – so you take your time, letting your chamomile soak before adding honey and a teaspoon of vanilla.

Your feet prickle against the shoddy floorboards – faux wood doesn’t carry heat very well, and the cold is beginning to seep through your soles post-shower – so you walk off to find your slippers. 

But just as you’ve slipped them on, there’s a loud banging on your door. 

“Oi! Open up!”

There’s no mistaking who it is. 

You sigh.

“Go away, you’re drunk…”

There was a party tonight. But you didn’t go. 

Though, you bet the boy on the other side of the door had gone and gotten kicked out and has now washed up here – right on your welcome mat.

He doesn’t relent, now kicking the door as well as banging his fist into it.

The pictures on the wall rattle from the force. 

“Open the fuckin’ door," He's whining now. "Or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow the whole street to hell!”

You curse under your breath at the sound of him howling, shuffling over to the drunken mood swings, then unlocking the three locks to let him in. Hissing beneath your breath as though the damage isn’t already done, “Shut up, you’re waking the entire block-”

He ignores you, grumbling, “Fuckin’ finally, ‘m freezin’ my balls off out’ere,” while pushing himself inside even when your plan was to tell him to piss off.

“I’m really tired,” You sigh, but he’s not really listening – fully ignoring you with a groggy grin as he looks down at you with lazy eyes and slurred words.

“Tch- look at yah – all wrapped up – lookin’ like a pastry.”

“Wah!” You yelp when he grabs you – lifting you up around his torso while stumbling forward to your bed – crashing down on the mattress with a content murmur – his face cradled in your chest.

“Just what I need right now…”

A little panicked – wearing but a towel you felt slipping from the fall – you try nudging him off, but he has his entire weight on top of you – soaking into your warm skin after having stood out in the chilly night air with nothing but a lousy shirt on.

You jolt with a squeal when he puts his freezing hands beneath your towel – squeezing into the soft, warm flesh of your thighs.

“Mh- you’re warm~” He rumbles in a drawl, traveling higher despite your whine. “Come on- don’t be stingy- m'gonna catch'a cold-”

You realize there’s not much you can do but accept it. 

You huff, gritting your teeth. “Fine, you can stay.”

To which he just chuckles, placing his chin in the dip of your ribs while looking up at you with a sly grin. “You’re such a sucker.”

You frown, grimacing at the words wafting into your face. 

“Ugh- you’re breath reeks. Go brush your teeth, at least. And take off your shoes.”

He pouts at your strictness, releasing a long, drawn-out sigh like a child. 

But ultimately, he drags himself up. 

“Mh-kay…” He kicks off his shoes, lets his pants drop into a heap, and wrings off his shirt on his way to the bathroom – calling back over his shoulder before he disappears into the room. “But we’re fucking after.” 

You’re cheeks warm at his casualness.

You hear him flip the tap.

You purse your lips while sinking your teeth into the lower one. Smacking them at yourself.

You rubbed your hair dry and your thighs together until the sound of running water was interrupted by his toothbrush clinking against the sink – signaling he was done.

You were also ready and waiting by the time he walked out – your original plans for the evening already long lost in the heat. 

But waddling back, he flops right onto the bed, like deadweight – on his stomach, snoring almost just as quickly with drool dribbling down into a blotch on your pillow.

He’s fast asleep.

You gape. Blinking at him. And after realizing it wasn’t a joke, you scoff. “Hello?”

There’s no reply.

You close your mouth and raise your brows. Then sigh with your entire body while shaking your head.

You drape him with the duvet and scooch in beside him. A bit of a frown on your face as you look at him.

There’s toothpaste on his cheek. 

You wipe it away with a wet thumb.

“Dumbass.”

BNHA – Bakugou, Dabi

JJK – Sukuna, Gojo, Toji

AOT – Eren

hitting reblog, head in hands, the sigh heard round the world

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

BRASIL ☝️☝️☝️🏆🏆🇧🇷

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Couple of kilometers off the coast of India, but still... Ocean.

*sigh* Ocean 😔

TEXAS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

RUSSIA

Ocean

ocean

ocean

Ocean

Brazil

ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean (but a feasibly manageable distance from Borneo)

Ocean

Montana :(

Antarctica. Pretty far inland, at that.

Ocean

Russia

Ocean

Ocean

@sugarcoated-lame thanks for tagging me bae!! <3 mwah mwah

1. Just Can't Get Enough – Black Eyed Peas

2. Puddles – Daniela Andrade

3. Rock With You – Michael Jackson [single ver.]

4. Exchange – Bryson Tiller

5. Mujeriego – Ryan Castro

6. Smack a Bitch – Rico Nasty

7. тоска – Molchat Doma

8. Wavy – SZA, James Fauntleroy

9. Bad Boy – Red Velvet

10. Barracuda – Heart

no pressure tags ♡;; @kirbyskisses @marscomet @peachystenbrough @magnoliabutters @just-some-random-blogger @nydascienceguy @millersaurora @madame-fear @augustplanet @a-reader-and-a-writer

i’m actually obsessed with music tag games, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

i have over 3000 liked songs so let’s see what happens.

tagging: @lynsrosegarden @diorlov3er @wakandamama @kweenkatsuki @strawberrystepmom @reveluving @pan-cakez @kelin-is-writing @imperatorkhaleesi

Kirby tagged me in this several days ago and I completely forgot about it 😅

Tagging: @minninugget @jazzy-tzw @retro-rezz-the-est @adampage @ava-valerie @sunflowers-rae @blkladyelle @strawberrystepmom @nauranna @nartothelar

You know what, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been on here, but here we go!

1.) The Black Cat Nero - Ateez

2.) On the Radio - Regina Spektor

3.) Superstar - DeVita

4.) Hollow - As Time Fades

5.) Beautiful Night - Gaho

6.) 18 - 5 Seconds of Summer

7.) Meant To Be - Ber, Charlie Oriain

8.) Dear Maria Count Me In (live) - All Time Low

9.) SSICK - Stray Kids

10.) You should be sad - Halsey

Tagging @gazelle-des-pres @1000fandoms and anyone else who wants to!! (I don’t remember everyone’s new usernames 😭)

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

i believe we've reached a consensus

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