woop woop nerd alert
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random headcanon: in modern AU Tess gave her favorite cousin, Finn @southiesfavoriteson, a fake ID on his 18th birthday
he didn’t even ask her for one, she just handed it to him all “here ya go kiddo have fun” with a big ol wink
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how many draculas'a you been bit by?
…none okay but it ain’t like you been bitten by any! Anyway I seen ‘em in books n’ comics n’ shit and they look like people.
cuz the fuckers makin the fukken comics never fukken solved the supercabras like j just did, fukken duh
...that still sounds fuckin’ wrong but I got no fuckin’ way to prove it so fine I guess.
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how many draculas'a you been bit by?
...none okay but it ain’t like you been bitten by any! Anyway I seen ‘em in books n’ comics n’ shit and they look like people.
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an’ people! ’s goats bitin generally, sometimes with capes on
Wait, hold on, I’m pretty fuckin’ sure th’ ones that bite people look like people, like they talk n’ walk around n’ shit, don’t they?
ONLY WHEN IT’S DARK OUT though
Yeah dude but still! I’m pretty fuckin’ sure I’d be able t’ tell a fuckin’ goat from a fuckin’ person if one was bitin’ me on th’ fuckin’ neck!
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an’ people! ’s goats bitin generally, sometimes with capes on
Wait, hold on, I’m pretty fuckin’ sure th’ ones that bite people look like people, like they talk n’ walk around n’ shit, don’t they?
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southiesfavoriteson:
…wait wait waith, hold th’ fuck on, is th’ dracula a goat or is it a dracula that bites goats?
both
...so it’s goats bitin’ goats.
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@southiesfavoriteson FINNEGAN I SOLVE’T SUPERCABRAS
Wait you solved what?
SUPERCABRAS them fukken shits in the fukken desert that’s fukken goat draculas
…that’s a thing?
…that’s a thing that needs t’ be solved?
yeah it’s just fukken ALL draculas is goats n the desert ones you can fukken TELL better cuz they don’t wear capes cuz it’s hot there
...wait wait waith, hold th’ fuck on, is th’ dracula a goat or is it a dracula that bites goats?
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@southiesfavoriteson FINNEGAN I SOLVE’T SUPERCABRAS
Wait you solved what?
SUPERCABRAS them fukken shits in the fukken desert that’s fukken goat draculas
...that’s a thing?
...that’s a thing that needs t’ be solved?
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@southiesfavoriteson FINNEGAN I SOLVE’T SUPERCABRAS
Wait you solved what?
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southiesfavoriteson:
Is… issat like, your new mushy nickname for Sam now? Like “my sweetie” or whatever th’ fuck?
No, dumbass, it’s what you fukken call ya fukken – when ‘ey’re not just ya boyfriend no more but not ya fukken h- husband, yet, neither
[[coloring up a little at actually saying husband tbh]]
Yeah?
*Notices the blush and doesn’t say anything cuz this is his bro, but he does grin a little.*
Well that’s uh. That’s good, for you guys. Like, congratulations n’ shit.
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Yeah that’s definitely a fact about weddings – fuck, do you get a special fukken wedding broom or what, cuz like, we GOT a broom
…fuck, I dunno.
:|c
Seems like it oughta be a special broom, don’t it? With like, ribbons n’ shit.
Yeah I mean, I don’t wanna make my b– my BEYONCE jump over a fukken dirty broom here
Is... issat like, your new mushy nickname for Sam now? Like “my sweetie” or whatever th’ fuck?
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Yeah that’s definitely a fact about weddings – fuck, do you get a special fukken wedding broom or what, cuz like, we GOT a broom
...fuck, I dunno.
:|c
Seems like it oughta be a special broom, don’t it? With like, ribbons n’ shit.
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@southiesfavoriteson “Dude!”
Dude I fukken know, right???
Ya gonna have like, a big fuckin’ party, right? Ya gotta have a party. Put Philip inna bowtie.
Fuck yeah we’re gonna have a fukken party, we’re gonna have a fukken bonfire n fukken – flowers at it n shit, n like – fukken drinks but fukken classy ones, yanno, like fukken liquor with mint in it n shit like that so it’s fancy
...shit dude that is fuckin’ fancy.
You need a broom, too! For jumpin’ over. That’s a thing people do, right?
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@southiesfavoriteson “Dude!”
Dude I fukken know, right???
Ya gonna have like, a big fuckin’ party, right? Ya gotta have a party. Put Philip inna bowtie.
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because it burns being broke and it hurts to be heartbroken, but always being both must be a drag
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